r/aislop • u/groomliu • 3d ago
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u/Crafty-Ad3490 3d ago
these videos are stupid no dumbass stacks thing like that
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u/Glandtoglandcombat 3d ago
Listen, if OSHA says I can stack them 8 feet high on a pallet I'm stacking that bitch 8ft high.
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u/DragonfruitVisible18 3d ago
Whose the bigger dumbass, the one who stacked them, or the manager who walked into the honey puddle.
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u/Maleficent_Royal9672 3d ago
The guy just walking into it sealed the deal that this is 100% totally real
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u/imyourdruidess420 3d ago
I once spilled ~15 gallons of hot caramel at a job. This AI slop really took me back. Not that it was accurate in any way
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u/Silver_Individual650 3d ago
Want to tell that story? I’m ever so slightly interested.
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u/imyourdruidess420 3d ago
I used to work as a baker for an ice cream company (local and small-ish at the time). It was a Sunday and the only other baker scheduled had called out...again. So it fell to me to make 16 40-quart pots of caramel, multiple enormous batches of brownies, and some marshmallow fluff on my own.
I was having to work pretty quickly to compensate for the lack of help, and after I finished putting some of the caramel into hotel pans I hastily put them on a speed rack and started to wheel then towards the back to cool. I was in such a hurry that I didn't realize I had loaded the speed rack a bit unevenly. The rack started to tip towards me and my efforts to keep it upright were all for naught. A hotel pan at face level starting sliding towards me and I just BAILED. No job is worth getting 2nd degree burns on your face.
In my escape attempt, a wave of caramel cascaded down one of my legs and into both of my kitchen clogs. I screamed because goddamn, that hurt. A bunch of people came running, my supervisor slipped and fell into the caramel river...It was a hot mess. Literally.
The insanely hot warehouse worker (/EMT in training/part time model) scooped me up, took me to a safe area, and inspected me while telling awful jokes to get me to stop crying.
I miraculously did not get fired and ended up hooking up with that coworker a few times.
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u/Silver_Individual650 3d ago
Ah. Yea hard agree on the second degree burns. I’d go as far as to say third degree burns don’t suck as much as somebody who’s gotten both and still has scars from both. My second degree ones came from a baking pan and brownie tray respectively. And my third degree burn is from a hot glue gun. Took my skin RIGHT off, that incident did.
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u/threelizards 3d ago
I have a scar across my belly from baking last year, I dropped the tray into my stomach while wearing a crop top. Parts of it were borderline third degree and parts were second and first, and fuck they hurt so much more. The deepest parts had fried my nerves so they didn’t hurt at all
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u/Silver_Individual650 2d ago
Would you say your scar looks neat? I’m pretty into my two lines on my left arm. My finger scar however isn’t quite as good looking because it’s so small. I’d imagine a larger area would give a better look to a third degree burn.
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u/threelizards 2d ago
I was really hoping for a cute scar but it’s easily my most boring one, it’s just a brown line
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u/honorlessmaid 3d ago
Glad you gotta bone that got guy tho. Seems worth it in the end
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u/imyourdruidess420 3d ago
The man looked like Regé-Jean Page. It was very worth it.
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u/honorlessmaid 3d ago
Had to Google him but he would be so pretty as a balders gate character omggg
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u/Gigatonosaurus 3d ago
Well, he played in the DnD movie as a paladin.
Unless you saw that already which give you the idea?5
u/honorlessmaid 3d ago
I got face blindess (mostly for men). I saw the movie last month. Playing BG3 right now tho
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u/mishma2005 3d ago
No grocery store in their right mind would stack an end cap that high with jarred honey
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u/Abeytuhanu 3d ago
That's why those soda dioramas where they use 12 packs to make a picture are just cardboard cutouts now, they know people are gonna grab the bottom one and make a huge mess
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u/just_some_octopus 3d ago
Especially without some buffers to lock pallets of items together. Like cardboard.
I have had the unfortunate experience multiple times of misstacked wine or beer displays.
12 1.5 literally bottles of sticky sugary wine breaking is stressful. But I became a master at control and cleaning
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u/mishma2005 3d ago
When I worked at Trader Joes someone demolished an end cap of gin by the registers and they had to pull me off cashiering bc the smell of gin makes me violently ill. It was a good day
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u/Grasshoppermouse42 3d ago
Yeah, I can't see how anyone would even be supposed to take any of the honey, because no one would ever be tall enough to take the ones at the top.
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u/Prismatic_Spectrum 3d ago edited 2d ago
I got curious and did a little math just to see around how many jars there are. So there are 10 width wise on the pallet and the average pallet is 40" on the short side so that's about 4" a jar. That would mean there are about 12 on the long side because the average pallet is about 48" on the long side. That would come up to 120 on each layer. The stack goes straight up 7 layers and then tapers off by one jar all the way to 3. From bottom to top at the first tapered layer it would go 96, 84, 72, 60, 48, 36 and then 12. So 7 layers of 120 is 840 then you add the rest of the layers and that comes out to 1248 per pallet. It looks like there are about 8 pallets so that comes out to 9984 in total. Still doesn't explain why they all liquified that way.
Edit: Thank you, U/thedefaultbunny, for the award. I think it's my first ever haha.
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u/LeToole 3d ago
Ok, smart guy. How much does it weight and how many kiddie pools can I fill with it?
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u/Prismatic_Spectrum 3d ago
At least five pounds and possibly at least 1 kiddie pool. That's my best guess
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u/Fun-Environment-1646 2d ago
With or without the broken glass?
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u/DuckyHornet 2d ago
Why would you remove the glass? We want the kids to have fun, god
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u/Prismatic_Spectrum 2d ago
Back in my day we swam in the honey pool, broken glass and all, and we liked it. We drank from the honey hose and we chewed on the glass as a treat. We're stronger for it now
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u/theDefaultbunny 2d ago
My pleasure! II only just recently figured out that I can give awards! And Your math is a level of nerdy pettiness that I delight in <3
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u/Prismatic_Spectrum 1d ago
Aww that's so nice of you. Thank you so much. Well I'm glad you learned just in time to give me one haha. I too enjoy when others do things like that.
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u/XanderWrites 3d ago
They pull one from the bottom and it collapses from the top?
And the glass jars don't break, they just.... cease to exist?
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u/Luckygreenluckyyy 3d ago
The jar he's about to get seems bigger than the rest
Why were there loaves of bread involving
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u/NerdyRobloxUser628 3d ago
I think the “loaves of bread” are the jar caps
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u/Silly_Percentage3446 3d ago
But they're square
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u/OwnStudy723 3d ago
I think AI thinks it's the jars themselves.
They can look rectangular from a certain angle...ish2
u/Llyrithra 3d ago
Why do the honey containers fall apart as soon as they start moving.
Why do they all fall straight down. The only lateral movement is from the goop flowing away as everything else implodes.
Is blue shirt guy Jesus? He’s walking on top of the goop.
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u/Front-Treacle-6691 3d ago
1) No person with common sense would ever stack glass jars of honey like that
2) AI doesn't get physics - if you watch closely some of the jars begin leaking honey and breaking before they even hit the ground or other jars
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u/SpaceJackRabbit 3d ago
I'm a beekeeper. No matter how liquid your honey is, no way it would look like this in this scenario.
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u/volcanosf 3d ago
And the first glass jar to hit the ground stays mostly intact, whereas it should have shattered in a thousand pieces after such a fall.
Edit. Also we can see two jars are initially falling and they magically merge into a single jar in mid air.
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u/jrobharing 3d ago
I love the idea that someone would painstakingly stack like a thousand jars of honey like that, then just be absolutely flabbergasted and surprised that the fell over and broke because of course they did they are in a stack and not in a shelf. How the fuck is someone supposed to not make it fall? Your asking the to play fucking Jenga every time the grab some honey you’re selling. But he comes out with his hands on his head and is like “WHAT!? How could this have happened!?”
The absolute funniest thing about AI in its current state is how it thinks humans would react to a made up situation it was prompted.
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u/FortressCaulfield 3d ago
But... why though? Why make this?
Also aren't most honey jars plastic nowadays? And also honey doesnt move like that.
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u/AngstyPup 2d ago
The jars are melting open as they start to fall and before they even impact anything. Staggering understanding of physics!
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u/Thunderer62 3d ago
I like blue shirt guy who definitely didn’t need to walk into the mess marching directly into the mess so the camera could capture his shock reaction.
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u/capthavic 3d ago edited 3d ago
The way the guy walks in and puts his hands on his head gave me a chuckle.
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u/Abdulbarr 3d ago
Imagine if this was real. Honey would look so cool in that instance.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3d ago
Only if you weren't the one having to clean that up
I could only imagine, I would have PTSD from that mess lol
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u/Large-Training-29 3d ago
Now imagine it with wooden flooring
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3d ago
Would need a whole new floor after all the termites and ants are finished with it lol
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u/Available-Hippo-4815 3d ago
You wont need to worry about cleaning once the ants are through with it.
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u/Moist-Dentist8253 3d ago
the biker just held the jar against a full stack that didn’t have evidence of anything being pulled out and it just fell. Looks like the jar has beef with the stack
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u/RomaniWoe 3d ago
Wow ai is really dumb. It thinks when it starts collapsing the jars just liquify before even falling to the ground.
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u/AblestEquilibrium19 2d ago
This is stupid as fuck. Not a single person would react like that. Also, some of those jars broke even before they hit the floor.
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u/SaucyStoveTop69 3d ago
Ai still hasn't figured out sound. According to the audio, only like 6 jars at most broke
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u/ReflectedMantis 3d ago
I swear, I've seen this exact same video, but with watermelon. Same background, same reaction from the guy at the end.
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u/hurraybies 2d ago
The guy just walking into the honey at the end like "ohh noo what a disaster better walk right into the mess".
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u/greentiger79 2d ago
* no one stacks jars like this.
* kid takes an enormous jar from the bottom (who does that).
* jar near the top slides to the right.
* top jars start to fall without anything else moving.
* jars liquify before falling
* liquid physics is atrocious (not to mention honey is very viscous so wouldn’t come close to this)
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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 3d ago
Is this real?
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u/groomliu 3d ago
Yes, I'm the janitor who had to clean the mess, hate it when this happens
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3d ago
They are stuck there doing clean up right now, and may even be stuck there until next week!
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u/Alert-Environment-17 3d ago
You're Winnie the Pooh aren't you? Posing as a cleaner just so you can eat all that sweet sweet honey.
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u/Quirky-Concern-7662 3d ago
Cool they have those honey jars that dissolve when they shatter so you don’t need to worry about shards.
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u/The_Barbelo 3d ago
My cats once knocked over a bottle of maple syrup that shattered and got on EVERYTHING. It a was so horrible to clean up. I was finding dried crusty syrup spots for months. My cats are not AI though.
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u/Shadowtheuncreative 3d ago
Yeah right because he totally took a jar from up there where the jars started falling from and the shapes of the jar lids on the floor are gross, uugh!
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u/TheForswornKing94 3d ago
lol AI doesn’t understand physics it seems.