r/askanything • u/Wraith136 • 20h ago
General Question What name would you give to this Dog ?
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u/Rubysage3 20h ago
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u/ReddyMcRedditorface 19h ago
Why not zoidberg?
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u/Fit_Low592 20h ago
Demogorgon
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u/Practical_Comfort383 20h ago
Hootch
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u/Akkerlun 🤔 20h ago
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u/SexyGandalph 20h ago
Not the throatus potus 🤣
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u/kaplanfx 18h ago
On top of everything else, he hates dogs…
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u/Major-Material7231 8h ago
What type of freak hates dogs, unless they have some sort of fear of them
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u/lincoln_muadib 16h ago
Dogs love everyone unconditionally. Even Angry Little Flatulent one-testicled Austrian Man had a dog.
You have to be a real scumbag for dogs to not get along with you.
Angry Orange Baby Man can't be around dogs and in fact has never had a pet of any kind.
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u/connected2theOthers 20h ago
I've never seen a dog that was more Roscoe than this.
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u/HowlingWhiskey 20h ago
That is a Neapolitan Mastiff. I think they’re bigger than a Cane Corso. I would name him Crumple or Hulk..
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u/Electronic-Pause1330 8h ago
He’d be the same name as my Beanie baby from back in the day: Wrinkles
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u/ClitasaurusTex 20h ago
I hope it can be called AI because it is completely unethical to breed or purchase a dog like that.
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u/-Fyrebrand 19h ago
I swear, dog breeders are constantly in competition to see who can create the most vile monstrosity imaginable. "This one is destined to suffer hip problems and will need to be put down!" "Oh yeah? Well this one can barely breathe!" "I made this one to look like a shark that's a bodybuilder, so it will appeal to redneck sociopaths who don't train their pets and won't care when it attacks neighborhood children!"
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u/theabysslooksback67 15h ago
You are exactly right. Thank you for shouting it out. Most breeders deserve to burn in hell. It just hurts so much when it comes to an animal that looks at you with love and trust in their eyes. I wish the laws were so much stricter when it came to animal abuse and other animal related crimes.
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u/SnapAndScribbles 19h ago
I just saw a show on YouTube that talked about the AKC has been the reason dogs snouts have become short in pugs and bull dog, which causes breathing issues which leads to early deaths and German shepherds have shorter back legs that leads to hip dysplasia.
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u/Successful_Form5771 8h ago
It's terrible. German shepherds with roached backs, bassets whose dicks hit the ground, wrinkle breeds that get infections in skin folds and eye ectropion. It's not just the brachycephalic breeds. It's a widespread problem. The only thing that will stop it is coming down hard on judges of these shows who reward these traits, using your dollars to buy responsibly bred dogs, and possibly opening breed books again.
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u/GroochtheOrc 18h ago
This is true. Repeated breeding to highlight specific abnormalities has led to short lives for a lot of dogs and untold health problems while they are alive.
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u/MickMooseMama 9h ago
That’s why I ONLY adopt from Rescues. All
my dogs may have been mutts, but I had one dog who lives to 17 yrs old and was rarely ever sick. She truly died of old age.I also find that the dogs who have been adopted know that their lives were saved and most build the greatest bonds with their families!!
Never had a bad FurBaby that was rescued!! DON’T SHOP ADOPT!! THEIR LIVES DEPEND ON YOU!!
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u/entersandmum100 13h ago
F47. in Europe. Had Rottweilers all of my life.
American Rotties do tend to have noted differences BUT the last decade or so they seem to be turning into Pugs with shorter snouts. AKC standard seems to be celebrating and encouraging a deformity of the breed.
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u/LadyFruitDoll 14h ago
Compare the modern pug standard to the one from the Victorian era. Huge difference.
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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 5h ago
The AKC also approves of ear cropping and tail docking for some breeds.
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u/MycologistProper7468 4h ago
Yes. Eye entropion is the correct spelling. Frenchies have IVDD, elongated soft palates, stenosis of the nares, and are prone to brain tumors now. Don’t ever get one! Goldens can get cancer at 6 months. I was an Oncology tech (LVT) and a puppy came in with lymphoma. Not a lie.
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u/downsideup9494 17h ago
And it bamboozles me how anyone thinks a dog with a smushed in face that breathes noisily all the time is adorable. I find them ugly and disgusting. (And I like dogs and have had several in my life)
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u/InappropriatePotato4 10h ago
The poorly breathing dogs creep the fuck out my dog. She will literally come running over with a glimmer of distress when those dogs approach her. Like girl I’m concerned too
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u/Technical_Goose_8160 18h ago
The wife wants a golden doodle or something, but getting anything but a mutt seems wrong...
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u/PineappleFit317 18h ago
Don’t buy a doodle, they’re typically a high-anxiety bundle of nerves, and it costs at least $150 to get them groomed which needs to be done every 6-8 weeks. Doodles are mutts that people pay thousands for, just get a shelter mutt.
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u/Useful_Record1888 12h ago
i couldn't agree more. My wife wanted an AussieDoodle. It's been 4 years now and we regret it every single day.
We used to own a Bullmastiff. So imagine the shock. We went from a couch potato to a constantly anxious dog that keeps running around the house barking because she saw a car pass in the street. We are exhausted.
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u/beefcakeriot 7h ago
Over breeding is one of the most detrimental things for dogs. I love a collie they are so smart but I would probably never buy a purebred. My last was a mutt with retriever mix. Amazing personality and incredibly sensitive. Local shelters are usually full of good boys that need a home.
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u/Early_Clerk7900 14h ago
A golden doodle is a mutt with a ridiculous price tag to reward puppy mills.
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u/DecisionDelicious170 18h ago
Yep. Any dog with a smashed in face that can’t breathe. Like W. T. F.
And it’s tough because I love Boxers temperment, but mix a dog with some muzzle in so it can breathe.
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u/kareljack 20h ago
Well, Neapolitans have been around for a while, so..
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u/ClitasaurusTex 20h ago
I know what they are. Doesn't mean they're ethical 🙃
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u/68plus1equals 16h ago
I love dogs so I’m genuinely asking what specifically is unethical about this breed? I know bulldogs have a lot of health and breathing problems, just curious what issues are specific to this breed?
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u/Successful_Form5771 8h ago
Both eye entropion and ectropion would be a first. Skin infections and mobility impairment from the wrinkles, joint and hip dysplasia, cherry eye, heart issues. Imagine living your life with skin that wrinkly. I think I'd rather have no legs.
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u/Ran15ran 19h ago
Searched about it. turns out before it was selectively bred for military purposes but got to extreme for looks/ show.
For military, it was to provide a defense mechanism during combat. If an enemy soldier or a wild animal grabbed the dog, they would only get a mouthful of loose skin, allowing the dog to twist around inside its own hide and bite back. (only googled, did not do much extensive research)
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u/Sufficient-Step6954 18h ago
This is a Neapolitan Mastiff and they’ve been recorded for over 2000 years but enjoy your upvotes and awards.
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u/Huntthatmoney 12h ago
I have a mastiff and the amount of water it spills for its jaw is crazy…this has to be insane with that one
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u/Prestigious-End8468 20h ago
Rufus.
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u/Public-Ad-7280 20h ago
That's my 3lb Chorkies name. Lol. I'm glad he looks normal.
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u/Tight_Ad_3616 20h ago
I would just have to call him Jowls, because that is all that woofer is, jowls.
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u/No_Wolverine6548 3h ago
Poor thing couldn’t attack anything with it’s mouth if it wanted to without hurting itself first
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u/bbad999 20h ago
Meat curtains