r/asklatinamerica • • 3d ago

Latin American Politics Latin common coin

If Latin America and the Caribbean had an economic, political, and housing union modeled after the European Union and a common currency what would be the ideal name for that currency?

Si América Latina y el Caribe tuvieran una unión económica, política y habitacional siguiendo el modelo de la Unión Europea, y contaran con una moneda común, ¿cuál sería el nombre ideal para dicha moneda?

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u/hcmzero Dominican Republic 3d ago edited 2d ago

Peso Nuevo, currency code PENE.

EDIT: The advantage of this code is that no politician would like to see a headline with his name and “PENE DOWN”. Unless we elect a woman…

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u/Objective_Future1906 Mexico 2d ago

“Estoy hasta la verga!” would mean “I’m very rich” from now on.

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u/Matt0_ Argentina 2d ago

"Hey can you borrow me a Pene?"

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u/adriandur Mexico 2d ago

"El PENE se fortalece"

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u/Azelixi Colombia 3d ago

Penue in Portuguese

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u/aguilasolige Dominican Republic 3d ago

😂

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u/CAMINOdelaSERPIENTE Chile 2d ago

Dominicano tenia que ser 🤙🤙🤙Eres un genio *****

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u/Mr_MordenX Chile 1d ago

Últimas noticias: La unión Panamericana acaba de lanzar el protocolo: Viabilidad Inter Americana de Gestión de Recursos Agregados.

Con el objetivo de que el VIAGRA fortalezca al PENE

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u/Silent-Nerve-5900 El Salvador 3d ago

Solo funcionaría si hubiese una política fiscal única para todos los países... Además de un banco central que no dejara que los políticos impriman dinero a lo bestia... Ni que estén comprando bonos soberanos por cualquier revés financiero.

De nombre le pondría Peso Universal, así significa lo mismo en español y portugués.

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u/Nachodam Argentina 3d ago

Pesinho

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u/shiba_snorter Chile 3d ago

Peso real, combines both worlds. But the most ideal would be that this coin never exists.

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u/Melodic-Witness102 Guatemala 3d ago

Peso latinoamericano o PLATAM

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u/ragingric Venezuela 2d ago

Peso Latino - PLATINO

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u/RepresentativeBig211 Costa Rica 2d ago

Quetzal is a cool name though. Very authentic.

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u/Maite25 Chile 3d ago edited 3d ago

It depends on which countries are included: if it were limited to the Andean region, I'd name it Cóndor; if it were a Southern Cone union, Australes; and if it encompassed all of Spanish-speaking América, it should definitely be the Peso. If it includes Brasil, then it should be called Peso Real, Nuevo Peso Real or something along those lines.

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u/Woo-man2020 Puerto Rico 1d ago

No entendiste la pregunta, tsk tsk

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u/obssesedparanoid Chile 3d ago

argentina or venezuela managing our currency? no fuck thanks

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u/--Queso-- Argentina 3d ago

Would 100% be Brasil or Mexico, they're the Big Boys. If anybody has to have complete control Over it, that is

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u/Sahaquiel9102 🇨🇴 in 🇲🇽 2d ago

Actually none of them would manage the currency. A monetary union demands the creation of an autonomous independent supranational organism.

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u/soloward Brazil 2d ago

Which may include Argentina, so no, thanks

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u/kirbag Argentina 2d ago

I think most of us would be happy to hand over this.

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u/--Queso-- Argentina 2d ago

That's why I said "If anybody has to have complete control over it, that is". The only case that I can think of in which and international organization may not be made is unification through annexation.

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u/pirata-alma-negra 🇧🇷 Rio de Janeiro 1d ago

if it's well done with good laws and regulations it would be great

unfortunately that's only a dream right now

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u/coldxound Honduras 3d ago edited 3d ago

I would probably vote for "real" or something like that. Fits nicely for both Spanish and Portuguese speaker, and would borrow its name from the biggest economic force in the region. Peso or something like that would be far too generic.

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u/parassaurolofus Brazil 2d ago

Peso Real, as sugested by others, would be a nice blend

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u/Weekly-Cicada-8615 in the 3d ago

La Crisis. 

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u/Aronosfky Colombia 3d ago

There's just a big, giant, vast jungle in the middle of Latin America that will never make this feasible.

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u/ragingric Venezuela 2d ago

Peso Latino - PLATINO

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u/thefrostman1214 Come to Brazil 3d ago

Laco
Latim America Coin

something simple like this

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u/Starwig Peru🦙 in 🇩🇪 2d ago

I support the peso for everyone but I would be sad to let my Sol go.

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u/Luiz_Fell 🇧🇷 Brasil - Rio de Janeiro 3d ago

"Sol", like Peru

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u/Luiz_Fell 🇧🇷 Brasil - Rio de Janeiro 3d ago

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u/Icy-Assistance252 Québec 3d ago

🇵🇪🗝️

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u/gabrielbabb Mexico 3d ago

Ameros

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u/Mondoke Argentina 3d ago

While I'm not against that, the A with two stripes won't be well received in Argentina.

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u/Mostlythinker Mexico 3d ago

Why?

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u/Mondoke Argentina 2d ago

That's the symbol of the Austral, a currency we had in the '80s, which had a hyperinflation

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u/ChristiansAttack Colombia 2d ago

It's a bad idea to have a single coin without a united government. It would create the problems the EU member states have now. It's unsustainable unless a single gov is created.

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u/Haysalesman France 2d ago

Its certainly increasing structural inequalities between member states and not enough is being done to redress the problems.

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u/BroscienceFiction Costa Rica 3d ago

El bananero.

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u/MandrakeSCL Chile 3d ago

La Pija

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u/Carolina__034j Buenos Aires, Argentina 3d ago

I'd call it capybara/carpincho/chigüire and the symbol would be the letter C with two stripes, like this: €

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u/ModestoApr Colombia 3d ago

Yes. It exists. The ticos use it for colones ₡

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u/Icy-Assistance252 Québec 3d ago

I feel like this symbol already exists

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u/fetus-wearing-a-suit Mexico 3d ago

That hasn't stopped $

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u/Icy-Assistance252 Québec 3d ago

You’re right

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u/camarada_alpaca Chile 2d ago

Me lo pierdo sin falta

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u/KausAustral Cartagena de Indias - 3d ago

Yeah no... At least not now. Far too complicated politics and economics

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u/MrBrightside721 Mexico 3d ago

No...

There is no way I want Argentinians or Venezuelans to touch the monetary system of my currency.

If Mexico, Chile, and Peru doesnt control 100% the monetary system. I am not interested.

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u/BufferUnderpants Chile 3d ago

It should be called the Bolivar because there's no sense in beating around the bush, we know how it's going to turn out

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u/jimirs Brazil 3d ago

Churro$

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u/Ninja_Boemio Brazil 2d ago

I haven't been hit in the head enough to make this looks like a good idea. Brazil fought like hell against inflation pre-real era, with the difference in foreign exchange reserves Brazil have in comparison to the others. Don't get me wrong, I think we need better integration and cultural and economic exchange, but not by this way

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u/Other_Yama1993 United States of America 3d ago

you don't want, you want to create trade agreements across LATAM but you want each country to have their own coin, so they can use their own central bank to control inflation lest you end up with the EU and you can have multiple points of failures from even its strongest countries.

you would have to follow MMT theory for that though.

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u/YaBastaaa 🇺🇸🇬🇹 + 🇪🇸 2d ago

Latin American also needs a mighty military perhaps like NATO or better. I don’t know how is that going happen? That needs to be established before establishing a currency.

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u/chouson1 Brazil 2d ago

Catimba

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u/Kollectorgirl Paraguay 2d ago

Peso

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u/Jacarroe Argentina 2d ago

Juan

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u/Matt0_ Argentina 2d ago

Capibara coin

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u/StudioArcane17 Cuba 2d ago

The Maduro

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u/RdmdAnimation Venezuela/Spain 2d ago

chavez and company made something similiar with a currency called "SUCRE" that was made to replace the dollar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SUCRE

anytime now...

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u/PolygonSight Argentina 2d ago

The worst idea ever

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u/nievesdelimon Mexico 2d ago

USD

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u/Woo-man2020 Puerto Rico 1d ago

Peso, used in several countries already.

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u/ImpossibleDirt7592 Chile 1d ago

It would be the us dollar otherwise fuck no, imagine Argentina, Venezuela, Peru, Bolivia ssuing contintent money. That's a disaster incoming.

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u/Mr_MordenX Chile 1d ago

Américo, Bolívar, American Dollar, Panamerican Peso I don't give to shits about the name, make it a reality.

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u/ElPibeDe_LentesRojos Argentina 3d ago

Tercermundismo Coin

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u/juant675 now in 3d ago

Austral maybe

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u/aanl01 Chile 3d ago

I would call it "pleasewakemeupfromthisnightmare".

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u/santuuum Argentina 3d ago

it's gonna take some time...

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u/santiagobustelo Argentina 3d ago

For a South America coin, Austral rolls nicely off
The tongue.

Those who survived the 1989 hyperinflation would be mildly triggered, though

https://giphy.com/gifs/KymorXwDdmvw4

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u/VertibirdQuexplota Chile 3d ago

No thanks. Don't want argentinian inflation to destroy my coin

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u/Vivid_Nail8691 Colombia 3d ago

I actually once met the president of the ECB, Lagarde, in the Panama airport and asked her her thoughts about this and she told me it was a terrible idea haha

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u/Slow_Spray5697 Costa Rica 3d ago

The brokeasfuck divided into a hundred defaults.

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u/Agramaic Colombia 3d ago

Con la subida de la derecha en todo el continente pronto nos vamos a dolarizar.

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u/Sahaquiel9102 🇨🇴 in 🇲🇽 2d ago

No veo una sola unión monetaria ahí. El Caribe por si solo ya es complicado, esa sería una.

Sudamérica sin Ecuador (porque se dolarizó) y Venezuela (porque está de facto dolarizado).

Centroamérica sin El Salvador y Panamá (dolarizados). Nadie vuelve del dólar.

Y México. Quizá con Sudamérica pero no lo veo.

El problema es que Latam apenas comercia entre sí. Tiene poco sentido una unión monetaria. Me encantaría, pero no lo veo fácil.

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u/homersninguno33 United States of America 2d ago

El Quetzal, obvi