r/atheism • Agnostic • 1d ago

Salem Witch Museum to give Batavia High students free tickets after pastor’s objection

https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/salem-witch-museum-to-give-batavia
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u/_WillCAD_ Atheist 1d ago

Jesus Christ, that is real. That exists in the world today. Holy shit.

This is a guy who has some say in the education of children.

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u/H3L105_ai 1d ago

Kick ass!

Fuck that pastor.

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u/NekoMeowKat 1d ago

That fuck ass pastor voted against it I think because he doesn't want students knowing the truth of what Christians did to people back then over a mass hysteria.

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u/H3L105_ai 1d ago

Yep.

'The More You Know' (The less chance you'll be christian)

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u/Barfy_McBarf_Face Secular Humanist 1d ago

yes

no, please, no

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u/SinclairSummerset Ex-Theist 1d ago

Next time that pastor is on the news, it'll be for the usual crimes.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 1d ago

Two notes -

1 - This is the most generous the owner of that museum has ever been in his life. Biff (his actual name as an adult human,) is a notorious cheapskate which is why ...

2 - The kids now have free tickets to a museum that hasn't been updated or dusted since 1972. I really hope the kids temper their expectations.

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u/Actually_3_Raccoons 1d ago

Yeah, it's more of a tourist trap than a museum. An audio presentation in a room full of dramatically lit statues followed by the quickest possible and least informative gallery tour of the history of "witches" in every possible unrelated context. Nothing will be learned there

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u/72nd_TFTS 5h ago

Why don’t you cut it out with them negative waves. Why can’t you say something righteous or beautiful? How do you know nothing will be learned? You don’t know that.

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u/olive12108 1d ago

It's closing for renovations early 2027!

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u/TheGrandExquisitor 1d ago

No way, Biff (again, a fully grown man uses that as his daily name,) is gonna spend any amount of $ if he can avoid it.

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u/PlaneAsk7826 Anti-Theist 1d ago

We do Salem every few years and stay at the Henry Derby House. We did the museum before years ago, so this year we decided to check out the museum again. They might have dusted since we went there. However, the "presentation" is still as old and outdated (and moderately racist) as ever. If Biff actually does something with the place, I'll be very surprised.

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u/HippieGrandma1962 1d ago

I was there almost 20 years ago and it seemed a bit old and tired then. Definitely a tourist trap but cool to visit once if you've never been. Just this week I was going through an old box of stuff and found the magnet I got there and put it on the fridge. If you're visiting MA I highly recommend also going to Fall River and touring the Lizzy Borden house.

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u/Earthling1a 1d ago

"I highly recommend also going to Fall River and touring the Lizzy Borden house."

I was just going to ax you about that

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u/2wt4u 20h ago

That's horrible. Take my upvote.

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u/EkriirkE Anti-theist 1d ago

Hmm a christian leader wanting to shield the bloody past of christian history under the guise of Satan. That's rich.

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u/idio242 1d ago

They should have a tea service at the satanic temple right afterwards.

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u/AtomicBlastCandy 1d ago

Assembly of God explains a lot of the guys delusions

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u/getridofwires 1d ago

How can people not know that the Salem witch trials lead directly to innocent until proven guilty and many other rights in our legal system?

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u/Negative_Gravitas 1d ago

Just watch out for vengeful Deathclaws, Kids!

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u/XShadowborneX 22h ago

It still baffles me that billions of grown adults believe in fairy tales

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u/drfsrich 1d ago

The museum'd Director's last band is literally "Christ.". You can't make this stuff up.

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u/72nd_TFTS 6h ago

He keeps saying the same thing over and over again. Sit down and shut up Christ boy.