r/cfbball • u/Stellafera Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer • 24d ago

Postgame Distractions

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u/Stellafera Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer 24d ago

Reed is more of an athlete but Mateer has echolocation which should not be discounted

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u/hitherto_ex Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Meteor 24d ago

He can read minds?

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u/Stellafera Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer 24d ago

Mateer, an empath: "I think those boos mean they think I really suck"

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u/TyRoland06 UT Arlington Mavericks • TCU Horned Frogs 24d ago

Hey now, that's a movie star Texas is ignoring. UTSA just had an appearance in one of the biggest films of the year.

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u/Stellafera Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer 24d ago

tbh the bit about seeing their rival who loses all the time and then asking in morse code "are you coming back" is more Lone Star Showdown coded

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u/AfroDizzyYak 24d ago

I work with a bunch of Aggy and have offered non insignificant sums of money to let me use their university email for a texags burner and they act like if I get caught they aggy CIA will show up at their door and assassinate them

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u/SuicidalApendices Texas Longhorns • Iowa State Cyclones 24d ago

Totally not a cult.

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u/TheBlackBaron North Texas Mean Green 24d ago

Look man, you know how in Lovecraft just reading something is enough to drive a man mad? It's a bit like that. We're doing this for your own good.

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u/AdaTex Texas Longhorns • UCLA Bruins 24d ago

you have to understand you’d be identified almost instantly. Like the three finger scene in Inglorious Basterds.

They have ways and means unlike other creatures in this Earth. Be thankful we don’t understand them.

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u/Dr_Lizardo11 Georgia • Florida State 22d ago

Disgusting. Too much orange