r/cfbball • Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer • 24d ago

Postgame Distractions

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u/AfroDizzyYak 24d ago

I work with a bunch of Aggy and have offered non insignificant sums of money to let me use their university email for a texags burner and they act like if I get caught they aggy CIA will show up at their door and assassinate them

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u/AdaTex Texas Longhorns • UCLA Bruins 24d ago

you have to understand you’d be identified almost instantly. Like the three finger scene in Inglorious Basterds.

They have ways and means unlike other creatures in this Earth. Be thankful we don’t understand them.