Crazy 🤯

[u/Miami_Snow_Yeti]

[u/recidivist1001]

[u/flarpflarpflarpflarp → u/recidivist1001]

Haha, he got kicked out of a restaurant here in GNV. They now have one of his figurines on the wall.

[u/recidivist1001 → u/flarpflarpflarpflarp]

“I’ve been kicked out of better restaurants than this!!”

[u/gideon513]

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[u/Fantastic_Wallaby544]

The gamecocks sub wants him fired btw

[u/flarpflarpflarpflarp → u/Fantastic_Wallaby544]

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[u/500shakeup → u/flarpflarpflarpflarp]

Call it a stay of executionz

[u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza]

Somewhere in Baton Rouge, an old timey lawyer is sitting by an oil lamp in his parlor with an iced tea drafting an injunction to take this post down.

[u/RevoOps → u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza]

I sort of imagine a 80s neon hellscape when thinking of Kiffin. Lots of coke and "hot joga instructors" dressed in Spandex from head to toe. 

[u/the_tax_man_cometh → u/RevoOps]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[u/brownbearks → u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza]

I do declare

[u/69cansofravoli]

What is a ranked win?

[u/karsywarsy19 → u/69cansofravoli]

Something that happens when dylan raiola doesn’t have the ability to play in a football game for either of us

[u/69cansofravoli → u/karsywarsy19]

Dylan was in diapers the last time we beat a ranked opponent.

[u/SenorSabeBalon]

I’ve been saying this mf was overrated

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/SenorSabeBalon]

So bold, where do you find the courage?

[u/SenorSabeBalon → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

I find it up your ass around the corner

[u/c-papi → u/SenorSabeBalon]

Did find it in an extra second 

[u/SenorSabeBalon → u/c-papi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lSz7yVdOTAnk2o16RY

[u/c-papi → u/SenorSabeBalon]

*did you find it in an extra second 

[u/SenorSabeBalon → u/c-papi]

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[u/imright19084 → u/SenorSabeBalon]

So that means Beamer is better than Kiffin? Its a random fact

[u/SBSnipes → u/imright19084]

Beamer is better against top 25 teams. Beamer is much worse against random unranked teams

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/imright19084]

I would unironically take Beamer on game day in a situation like Ole Miss in the playoffs last year over Kiffin.

Kiffin is good at the ceo part of program building. He's really good at taking a team from irrelevant to being relevant and good. But he's not a good in game coach.

We both know how Drink is and how Mizzou fans feel about him sometimes...but I'd take Drink on game day over Kiddin.

[u/Anbar48 → u/Responsible-War-917]

I mean have you seen Beamer with a lead (apart from Florida last week)

[u/SenorSabeBalon → u/imright19084]

I would put them on the same level. The standard at lsu is playoffs every year unless your team dies. No excuse to lose to 20 million roster UK . When yours is 40 plus

[u/imright19084 → u/SenorSabeBalon]

I get what you’re saying as far as resources but as a coach they aren’t even close. Beamer is pretty bad

[u/Ok_Field_8860]

Is LSU where coaches who think they are more than they are go to die?

[u/SnooBooks1243]

Its true

[u/ImpressiveBall1465]

I got a guy down here who has a winning record against SEC teams y’all wanna hire him???

[u/Effective_Play_1366]

Ok, now give us the coed score.

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/Effective_Play_1366]

Kiffin: “Yes”

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Beamer is a good coach. I'd trade Heupel for him with zero hesitation. He'd have more resources at Tennessee. He'd be a good fit culturally too.

[u/Ok-Bottle-1594 → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2eK5iNmF6WDUbD2uDU

[u/DarkenL1ght → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Fuck no. Tf is wrong with you.

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/DarkenL1ght]

Dude, Beamer stomped a mudhole in Heupel's best team at Tennessee. He hung 63 on us.

[u/DarkenL1ght → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Cheer for Cocks if you want. Wasn't Hueples best team, it was his best offense. Also Stallions is why that happened the way it did.

[u/KEE_Wii → u/DarkenL1ght]

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We have no proof but it won’t stop us from saying it!

[u/Effective_Image_86 → u/DarkenL1ght]

That is the most schizo no evidence theory ever. How did we score 63 points by stealing you’re offensive signals? You guys lost because you couldn’t get a stop on defense.

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/DarkenL1ght]

You are lying through your teeth, Bammer troll. The Tennessee team Beamer absolutely crushed was ranked #5. Heupel will be very lucky to win 2 out of the next 6 games. He is about to drop three straight. Let's see how much love Heupel and his gimmick offense get from Vols fans then. Tennessee fans are starting to realize we have the worst coach in the conference. Not one team in the SEC would trade their current coach for Heupel. The only team that might consider it is South Cack, but then they remember the epic beatdown the last time Heupel came to Columbia.

[u/Business_Job2483 → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Pretty sure arkansas would.

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/Business_Job2483]

Nah. Not yet. He had a rough game though. It reminded me a lot of Heupel's clock management.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but Shane Beamer has been caught and fined for cheating before. Our game and Clemsons game vs South Carolina were the only games their defense wore armband play sheets like QBs wear, and they happened to play much better in hose games? Yeah that’s not coincidence.

[u/KEE_Wii → u/grey_pilgrim_]

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Seriously yall are so ridiculous. Absolutely zero real evidence but you guys just keep repeating it based on an armband and something that happened a decade ago which is in no way the same circumstance. You guys got boat raced it happens.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/KEE_Wii]

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[u/Effective_Image_86 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

college football being unpredictable , must be a conspiracy. That guy stole offensive signals and that’s how our defense allowed 63 points.

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

We need to fire Heupel. I think he started Faizon, so he could have an excuse, but it's ridiculous to be starting a true freshman in your sixth season as head coach. After we fire Heupel, I don't want us to pursue Beamer. I was just explaining that it would be hard to find someone worse. Beamer is considered the worst coach in the SEC, but he's still significantly better than Heupel. Heupel is at least as bad as Butch Jones. Several of Butch Jones' teams would beat this year's Tennessee team. If Tennessee is serious about winning, there is a coach out there who is only 62 years old, has won three national championships at two different schools, and finished in the top 5 in the AP poll 9 times with three different schools. I make him tell me no. Tennessee has the highest paid defensive coordinator and the highest paid strength coach in college football. They aren't going anywhere. You can keep both those guys when you bring in Heupel's replacement.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Ain’t no way you’re serious.

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

Zero hesitation. Heupel is the worst coach in the SEC. Period. If you look at how much money we pay him and our resources, he underperforms every year. Right now, we are one of the three or four worst teams in the SEC on a neutral field.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Wow. You’re one of those Vol Twitter crazies I’ve heard about. We really do have the absolute dumbest fans in college football.

He’s far from the worst in the SEC. He’s not the best, but he’s far from the worst. You don’t take a team that barely won 3 games in 2020 and had to forfeit those games because our coach at the time couldn’t even cheat and win, and turn them into a 10 win team and would’ve been a playoff team under the 12 team rules, without being at least a decent coach. And then he did take a team to the playoffs.

Any fan that thought we’d be a competitive team this year doesn’t know ball. New inexperienced QB and a new DC means that this was never gonna be a good year. That said, we still had a chance to beat the #1 team in the country.

Heupel made the changes he needed to last year to make the defense better and I’m sure he’ll do the same this year if the offenses continues to struggle.

[u/D33MAN-182 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

Yeah this dude was on a rocky top post earlier today acting absolutely wild complaining about rigged games for the millionth time. Claiming this one vol fan who had a valid point should “move back to bama” if he doesn’t agree with his comment.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/D33MAN-182]

I saw that post earlier and just realized it was the same wacko.

He’s also subbed on the Georgia football Reddit. He’s got to be a troll.

[u/D33MAN-182 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

I don’t know if troll or just complete idiot. He’s the worst side of a Vols fan if you ask me.

Edit: just look at his comment history. Wild. Most downvoted comments I’ve seen lol

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/D33MAN-182]

I hope he’s a troll. If not, you’re absolutely right.

[u/D33MAN-182 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

Look at his comment history lol

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/D33MAN-182]

I have been. I can feel my IQ lowering

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/D33MAN-182]

Go on back to Bama troll.

[u/RockWhole222 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

I mean silverfeild is worse, or at least has way less resources so appears to be, but who else is worse?

Everyone else either straight up better or unproven but probally better.

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/RockWhole222]

Aren’t you the bama fan that can’t figure out how to add flair?

Yeah I’m not gonna take anything you say seriously.

[u/RockWhole222 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

Deflect and cope

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/RockWhole222]

Sorry I don’t understand flairless dribble.

[u/RockWhole222 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

Deflect and cope

[u/grey_pilgrim_ → u/RockWhole222]

You’ve already said that. Is that the standard response they teach kids in alabama school systems? No wonder you can’t figure out the flair thing. I’m proud of you for being able to remember that phrase.

[u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 → u/grey_pilgrim_]

Any fan who doesn't expect to be competitive needs to turn in their VFL card.

[u/Gumorak → u/Cool-Eggplant-6397]

Yuck

[u/KEE_Wii]

I mean it may be a random meaningless stat but Beamer also makes a lot less and isn’t parading around with the governor of our state saying he’s gods gift to football lol

[u/500shakeup]

Honestly I don’t know how our secondary fell off so hard. They’ve been more or less reliable for years (look at our turnover stats for the past years). Idek if it’s a coaching thing, or a lack of depth.

[u/Agile_Resident_4630]

Whoa

[u/DeetSkythe404]

Can’t un-lame a Lane.

[u/AFC_ClementForReal]

LMFAOOOO 🤣🤣☠️☠️