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u/hasimirrossi 2h ago
That they believe he creates things is bad enough.
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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 1h ago
I believe he was the first person to ever pull his dick out and offer a stewardess a horse to jerk him off. So you could say he invented this move, I mean it didn’t work because even though he was her boss and not doing so cost her job and she was trapped on a plane when it happened she still didn’t because of how insanely creepy it was. He also used the tax payer money space x got to force her into an NDA.
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u/WhatIfBlackHitler 26m ago
He creates shareholder value. He says and does dumb shit for hype and number go up.
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u/StarshipCaterprise 1h ago
And anti-vax people would still not take it.
FYI - there is a vaccine that prevents 6 types of cancer. But a lot of parents refuse it, because HPV is technically an STD and parents say “why should I vaccinate my middle school child for an STD? They are morally pure and not having sex!” So they don’t get it for their kids.
HPV vaccine prevents more than 90% of cancers caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV), including cancers of the cervix, throat, vagina, vulva, penis, and anus.
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u/King_of_the_Kobolds 1h ago
To play into the hypothetical, they'd take it if Elon Musk wanted them to. Somehow it would magically become 'different' due to longterm exposure to his propaganda on every single feed he controls.
Also this 'vaccine' probably would have toxins and invasive microchips in it.
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u/Alexwonder999 53m ago
He could just tell them if they get injected with it now in 5 years it will magically give them a self driving penis/vagina lane assist. Then in 5 years he will charge them $79.99 just to use their penis/vagina. Hey, I actually like this game of Elon hypotheticals.
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u/chaos_nebula 28m ago
they'd take it if Elon Musk wanted them to
That ship is too big to turn on a dime. Remember when they booed Trump about the covid vaccine?
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u/Alex5331 2h ago
Maga: Every accusation is a projection.
The informed and humane left don't love our party leaders blindly, regardless of what they say or do. We reject those that show they are immoral. It's Maga who love their cruel and criminal politicians w/o a thought in their head or a drop of compassion in their hearts.
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u/Beaglescout15 2h ago
If Elon created a cancer vaccine it would be the very first thing he created in his entire life.
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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 1h ago
"if the evil person did something good you would still hate him" is such a moronic argument. They won't do something good because they are evil. That's it, that's the end of that idiocy.
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u/Available-Whole-7642 2h ago
that and the fact musk isn't developing anything that's not a tunnel or a rocket
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u/King_of_the_Kobolds 1h ago
If Elon Musk created a [wonder product], no he didn't, he definitely bought the inventors' company as a PR stunt.
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u/ImplementElectronic 1h ago
Personally, I love the sentiment of “you poors never appreciate anything that we never have given you while we hold our feet on your necks and rob you.”
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u/Beginning-Truck546 2h ago
I think the reasoning is that it is better that rich people get tax breaks than spending tax revenues on saving poor peoples lives (Poor by his standards).
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1h ago
I'll raise this one further. Tell me one good thing that Elon Musk has actually done at this point right now. One completely net positive that doesn't involve taking credit for somebody else's work or claiming to be the first when it's totally not the case
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u/thefledexguy 29m ago
The only people complaining about the size of his needle is his various baby mamas.
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u/caribou16 22m ago
What a weird flex. "Oh yeah? Well, if this incredibly shitty person ever did something good, people would still think he was shitty!"
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u/Alexwonder999 55m ago
A realistic one would be "If Elon invented a cancer vaccine people would complain just because they still got cancer and also herpes from it. Dumb libs."
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u/Secure-Window-5478 18m ago
If Elon created a vaccine he would only sell it to the white people who could pay him the most...like the scumbag he is.
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u/Purgii 3m ago
It's hilarious the episodes they have to make up when reality demonstrates the opposite.
If Elon cured cancer, I'd applaud him for it. Instead, his DOGE cut funding to cancer research and halted over 100 clinical trials. The funding cuts forced some researchers to continue their research elsewhere, contributing to the brain drain of the US. Though, US brain drain certainly does seem like a GOP and Elon goal.
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u/stevethered 2h ago
Some people would complain it makes them magnetic and has a microchip inside.
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u/BaconManDan9 2h ago
That tag searched and clicked on insta right now shows
No results found for "#nokings"
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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 2h ago
Republicans can’t make a point without starting it with “what if”.