r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 7h ago

The comeback writes itself.

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 7h ago

Republicans can’t make a point without starting it with “what if”.

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u/HugMeCoziLoveIt 7h ago

Republicans hate the truth and reality

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u/One-Inch-Punch 3h ago

Tbf I’m not a fan of reality rn either

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u/jonni__bravo 3h ago

Me either, at all.

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u/Fun-Peanut1098 3h ago

they have to invent a whole other reality to function, which is why they're always starting with "what if

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u/Imaginary-Ant7616 3h ago

republicans hate the truth because it keeps getting in the way of their feelings

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u/Horror_Petal 6h ago

Literally. It's always "what if Biden" "what if Hunter" "what if imaginary scenario" instead of what's actually happening.

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u/Only-Lavenderr 6h ago

Had to invent a whole fictional universe where Elon does something good because in this universe he cuts cancer research.

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake 2h ago

I too read the post

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u/Garetht 2h ago

Bad bot

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u/Eena-Rin 2h ago

The party of "I am very upset about this hypothetical situation I invented"

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u/packfanmoore 7h ago

And I can use a "remember when" when describing a time Republican policies hurt/killed someone. And the problem is, someone could ask the follow up question, which time?

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u/Josef_Kant_Deal 6h ago

Or what about

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u/SweetFlufffy 5h ago

The only vaccine Elon ever made is making his stans immune to reality.

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u/dd22qq 4h ago

How dare you forget false equivalence, one of their very staples.

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u/freshlysqueezed93 3h ago

Okay, so fun fact , Elon must DID actually buy a huge battery for South Australia several years before he went on his nutso villian arc.

I miss when he was just the crazy guy throwing money around, if he kept on that path he might have had a good legacy.

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u/Anarye 1h ago

Social safety nets are so popular that FDR got elected three times in landslides. Republicans to this day, are still working hard to tear down what he established with congress back then.

When I think Republicans, I think Hoover. Only care about business owners, not the worker.

Apathetic, out of touch and delusional.

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u/YikesTheCat 4h ago

What if Lance Armstrong had won the Tour de France without doping? Huh?! HUH?!!

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u/InGordWeTrust 3h ago

It's called the Opposite Land Defence. "In opposite land, if this good XYZ thing happened... And you also ignored him wanting to go to the Wildest Nights on the Island, people would still complain"