r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Rum_N_Napalm Jul 28 '26

The art in the first one is particularly good.

Also bruh, who doesn’t like pleasing a woman. The.. ahem… feedback from a good job are the best part of doing it.

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u/Effehezepe Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

And even if you didn't, why would you say that out loud?

"Hey ladies, I don't try at all during sex. If I ever give you an orgasm, it was a fluke."

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u/Dudewhocares3 Jul 29 '26

Like those guys that say it’s gay for guys to give head?

How much of a lose can you be?

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

Hey fellas, is it gay to be with a woman?

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jul 29 '26

HEY GUYS, BIG MACHO MAN ANDREW TATE HERE. YES IT IS GAY TO BE WITH A WOMAN. I, A STRAIGHT MAN, HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN AND NEVER WOMAN IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW I AM NOT GAY. ANDREW TATE OUT.

No joke the first part of that is a paraphrase of something he unironically said. He actually said it’s gay to be with a woman. The rest is just what I assume will be said if he learns to write and makes an autobiography while in prison

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u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 Jul 29 '26

No way, you’re telling me Andrew Tate is having consensual sex now? That’s a massive step up from his previous sex life

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jul 29 '26

Well yeah. If the men didn’t consent they could easily beat him up. Honestly they could probably just go “look over there, it’s a liberal” or something similar and slowly walk off as he tries to assert dominance over a wall or tree

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u/imatuesdayperson Jul 29 '26

That's literally a joke from The Simpsons. Not claiming Andrew Tate didn't say that, just saying that he's operating on the same logic as a fictional teenager from 1996.

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina Jul 29 '26

I dunno, women fuck men, and that sounds pretty gay to me

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u/onyaasuminyasai Jul 29 '26

That's cool. I'll take one for the team and fuck all the women for you. No need to thank me

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina Jul 29 '26

Thanks for jumping on that gregayd bro

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u/jurassic2010 Jul 29 '26

He's the hero that we deserv, but not the hero we need

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u/SundayGlory Jul 29 '26

By that logic anyone one a man fuck would make it gay as their partner fucked at least one man for certain. Clearly the only option is to transition to a woman and then only fuck gay women as then you have the best chance of a man never having been involved /s

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u/altacan Jul 29 '26

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

Fucking 30 Rock oh my God. I've never actually sat down and watched the show but every time I do I see a clip that's absolutely hilarious. And why the fuck is it Will Arnett? Typical BoShwack.

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u/altacan Jul 29 '26

I don't want to undersell it, but it will literally change your life

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u/gypsieslayerman Jul 29 '26

Yes because straight women like men and that's pretty gay

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

That must be why they're so obsessed with virgins. Somewhere out there a man can feel a ghost rubbing up on his dick and he just knows his ex-girlfriend is getting it.

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u/notebook1grange Jul 29 '26

Yeah, it's pretty gay to be with someone who likes men yk?

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

Straight Wanda Sykes.

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u/Distantstallion Jul 29 '26

The straightest thing a man can do is fuck another man. Just pure testosterone, no estrogen in the equation.

Spartan warriors did it, greek warriors did it, roman warriors did it.

Men should only fuck men, the only reason a man should fuck a woman is procreation. And women are only needed for procreation until scientists find a way for me to get my home boys pregnant.