r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Effehezepe Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

And even if you didn't, why would you say that out loud?

"Hey ladies, I don't try at all during sex. If I ever give you an orgasm, it was a fluke."

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u/Dudewhocares3 Jul 29 '26

Like those guys that say it’s gay for guys to give head?

How much of a lose can you be?

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u/Blueskybelowme Jul 29 '26

Hey fellas, is it gay to be with a woman?

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u/Distantstallion Jul 29 '26

The straightest thing a man can do is fuck another man. Just pure testosterone, no estrogen in the equation.

Spartan warriors did it, greek warriors did it, roman warriors did it.

Men should only fuck men, the only reason a man should fuck a woman is procreation. And women are only needed for procreation until scientists find a way for me to get my home boys pregnant.