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OC Airport Security (OC)

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u/lostbutnotgone 29d ago

I always wear the same outfit when I fly. Sports bra with no metal, one specific baggy tank top, and leggings. It's like my own personal experiment. So far I've been flagged randomly and patted down on my chest several times, my collarbones twice, my crotch a couple times, and weirdly this last time on my inner left knee? Like y'all would SEE if I had something under my leggings, I promise you.

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u/QQBearsHijacker 29d ago

I usually dress minimalist as well. I also wear vibram five fingers (the weird foot glove shoes). I had a TSA agent tell me to take them off the last trip when everyone else was keeping theirs on. Like, am I going to hide a bomb in the toes of my shoes? I can't wait to get further in my transition and get more scrutiny going through security -_-

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u/lostbutnotgone 29d ago

I do wonder now if at least one of those times was the TSA setting the scanner to "male" bc of the sports bra and baggy clothes, especially when my hair was a hawk. I'm enby but AFAB, could maybe explain why they keep poking me in the tits.


Best of luck with your future travels, friend.

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u/QQBearsHijacker 29d ago

My last trip was pre-HRT. Next trip will probably be around 10 months on HRT as a MtF. We’ll see how it goes. Lol

Thanks!

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u/RabidTongueClicking 25d ago

TSA agent wanted an excuse to marvel at the Objectively Best™️ shoe type

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u/lostbutnotgone 29d ago

Man I wish. That knee has problems so I'm like are you pre-emptively flagging my future replacement? Lol

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u/ill_change_it 29d ago

Choom, just muster up the eddies and get over to a ripperdoc already don't be a gonk

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u/wizardgradstudent 29d ago

It literally never occurred to me until now but imagine trying to get an MRI in Night City, like there’s no way every implant is non ferrous metal

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u/Don_Hoomer 29d ago

maybe they just wanted go go touchy

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u/lostbutnotgone 29d ago

Honestly I'm surprised they've never groped my ass. Yet. Maybe they're building up to it. ...they did make me remove my boots to go through the CT scanner after I went through the regular one once. I also wear the same boots every time so uh. Not sure what happened there.

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u/Don_Hoomer 29d ago

just travel more :p /s

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u/Aalleto 29d ago

Also enby, also have my "female uniform" for going to the airports. I hate being gendered, but I hate being touched more :((

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u/kayakyouaquestion 29d ago

I just wear super tiny clothes and then get dressed when I'm past security. 

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u/Acheloma 29d ago edited 29d ago

I always wear a loose Tshirt, sports bra, and leggings and while I don't get pattedd down I have been swabbed for explosives 8/10 times Ive flown when no one else I was flying with got swabbed.

Im not sure what it is about me that makes them think I have explosives on my hands and feet lol