Airport Security (OC)

[u/aostlund27]

[u/UlnaWannaBeWithYou]

Ok something about casually telling a TSA agent “I have an IED” made me laugh out loud 🤣

[u/King_James_77 → u/UlnaWannaBeWithYou]

I’m a cop at a place I shouldn’t disclose on reddit. But it’s open to the general public. My very first arrest came from a person telling me they had a live grenade on them. He literally walked up to me and said, “I have a grenade on me.”

Everything else happened really fast. Because I had him repeat exactly what he said to me before I took him to the ground and 6 other officers showed up to help me.

Midnight shifts are very weird.

[u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno → u/King_James_77]

I once went through security with a jar of live wasps in my bag. (I was studying entomology at the time) The security guy searching my bag pulled it out and gave me the most hilariously fed-up face I’ve ever seen in my life.

Let me go through, though. I guess a jar of wasps don’t count as a weapon.

[u/aloxinuos → u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno]

a jar of wasps don’t count as a weapon

-Dude who has never seen funny plane movies.

[u/YomiKuzuki → u/aloxinuos]

"I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING WASPS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"