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OC Airport Security (OC)

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u/soccer1124 29d ago

I was flying out of the US to join my fiancee. My bags were very strategically packed for weight limits. My carry-on got flagged. I had one of those Woodwick Boat candles. She really liked them. If you dont know what they are, they can look strange. They are football/boat shaped, and instead of a normal wick, there's a long chunk of wood to serve that purpose (which makes a pleasant crackling sound when lit)

TSA guy had no clue what it was and ttying to make sense of it.

"Its a candle."

He was not buying it. I ended uo having to go through a full patdown afterwards. I have no idea how having a candle in my bag requires that, but whatever.

I wasnt able to keep my mouth shut though and tried to joke with him, "You guys really take candles seriously, huh?"

Got a stern, "Yes. We do." in response, lol

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u/Dream_Catcher33 29d ago

Heard the same thing happen in an IceCreamSandwich video, where he was bringing a candle through TSA, but apparently people have hidden bombs or something in candles and that might be why

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u/Victor_Stein 29d ago

I also imagine it’d be easy enough to hide drugs inside the wax too

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u/airfryerfuntime 29d ago

The TSA doesn't really give a shit about drugs, and never really has unless you're caught flying with like a huge bag of unmarked white powder or something.

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u/Layton_Jr 29d ago

Unless they don't like you for some reason then the Supreme Court decided that your 4th and 5th amendments don't matter

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u/Sheensies 29d ago

Can confirm, I’ve brought heaping servings of weed and mushrooms all across the country, but the day I had a container of baby powder left in my toiletry bag I almost missed my flight because they needed the advanced testing kit