r/comics • A Penny For Your Thoughts • 29d ago

OC Airport Security (OC)

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u/VaginaTractor 29d ago

One of my jobs when I was younger was to administer the electronic certification exams for TSA agents. When I tell you that the majority of the candidates legitimately didn't know how to type their name in a computer with a keyboard and mouse, I tell no lie. I had to teach most candidates the basics of using a mouse and keyboard (this was in the early 2000s).

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u/NRMusicProject 29d ago

It really was never about security, but the theater of it. And the people they notoriously look for aren't the type that could actually discover dangers, anyway; and it's been proven on many occasions. In the US, we tend to pick the worst solution to a problem, then blame the political opponents when it doesn't work, rather than come up with a competent solution.

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u/PancakeMixEnema 29d ago

Oh it is both incredibly fun and eye opening having to audit any security. I was a simulated opponent during combat manoeuvres a few times and the amount of sabotage, smuggling and theft you get away with is worrisome. Success is honestly a question of your fearlessness to try.

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u/NRMusicProject 29d ago

I use an old school, double edge razor to shave, and forgot to put my toiletries in my checked luggage on one leg of a tour. TSA caught the razor and told me I need to throw away my blade. What they missed was the 10-pack of replacement blades in the same bag.