I’m a cop at a place I shouldn’t disclose on reddit. But it’s open to the general public. My very first arrest came from a person telling me they had a live grenade on them. He literally walked up to me and said, “I have a grenade on me.”
Everything else happened really fast. Because I had him repeat exactly what he said to me before I took him to the ground and 6 other officers showed up to help me.
I once went through security with a jar of live wasps in my bag. (I was studying entomology at the time) The security guy searching my bag pulled it out and gave me the most hilariously fed-up face I’ve ever seen in my life.
Let me go through, though. I guess a jar of wasps don’t count as a weapon.
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u/UlnaWannaBeWithYou 29d ago
Ok something about casually telling a TSA agent “I have an IED” made me laugh out loud 🤣