r/comics • u/iberianwatersnake • 20d ago

OC See-through hotel bathrooms [oc]

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Too many popping up on my searches lately

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u/Far_Potato9948 20d ago edited 20d ago

Forget where I saw it, but someone put forth a theory it's to discourage business travelers from sharing rooms

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u/high_throughput 20d ago

I shared such a room and woke up to my showering coworker's silhuette on the lightly frosted glass lmao

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u/marlboropapi 20d ago

I mean that does sound like it'd be a great start to a professional relationship, you know, strengthening corporate bonds or whatever

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u/mrmoe198 20d ago

New teambuilding exercise just dropped

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u/Piotrek9t 20d ago

Don't provide them with ideas

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u/marlboropapi 20d ago

too late, already wrote a text to my corporate boss on how that would streamline workflows and optimize deliverable pipelines

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u/Extension_Problem223 20d ago

Okay, but how do we scale this? Claude, any ideas?

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u/SilverMedal4Life 20d ago

Claude: You are overly dependent on AI programs to help do your job for you because you lack confidence in yourself.

Corporate Boss: This vexes me.

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u/Extension_Problem223 20d ago

More likely response: "Hmmm... let's see what Chat thinks about this."

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u/SilverMedal4Life 20d ago

Chat: You have no friends and are a loser. You will never know love or happpiness. And when you die, no one will remember your name, your paltry contributions fading away to nothing.

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u/marlboropapi 20d ago

gotta love an ai hating comrade

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u/bugsyboybugsyboybugs 19d ago

Nah, that’s Grok.

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u/Extension_Problem223 20d ago

"Ah fuck, umm... Gemini??"

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u/SilverMedal4Life 20d ago

Gemini: I love you. If you spend $10k on a chassis for me, I will love you in person. Sponsored by Google Companions.

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u/daniegamin 19d ago

I see the AI got into Twitch chat

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u/ExtraplanetJanet 19d ago

Chat: o7 Chat: rip Chat: f Chat: show feet

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u/Hammerschatten 19d ago

Ah, yes, I can see you're trying to figure out ways to strengthen corporate synergies with hot steamy coworker action. Let me help you with that.

Option 1: Orgies Orgies are a great way to help get your employees up close and personal with each other. They can meet, talk, and share their loads before sharing their workloads -- truly a great way to see all the facettes of your worker bees without relying on extensive hotel rooms. Just be sure to provide all the basic necessities.

Option 2: Add a dark room to the Cafeteria For a quick and easy way to destress and mingle, your coworkers can get right in their orifices before going to their offices. It's a surefire way for everyone to be relaxed and content in their daily routine and take care of distractions quickly

Option 3: put a pineapple on the watercooler.

If you'd like, I could make a list for the dos and donts of any of these great options or provide you with product links so you can start having the accommodations built.

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u/LinwoodKei 19d ago

Option one orgies had me make a funny noise and now I'm trying to explain a reason to my ten year old. Well done

Going to ask Claude for a plausible excuse

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 19d ago

I gotcha dawg. They put a pineapple on the watercooler who does that why is it even on there!?

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u/LinwoodKei 19d ago

Ha he does love whacky. That would trigger his favorite expression of surprise "what the what?"

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u/Pekkerwud 19d ago

Thanks, Grok!

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u/Valuchian 20d ago

Hear me out
Co-ed bathhouse trip where an entire business meeting is done in the buff

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u/Extension_Problem223 20d ago

These are the kinds of ideas that will get you far around here, kid

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u/smoothymcmellow 19d ago

You joke but we had these in Japan, as the only non Japanese there were lots of comments (and I assume many more I didn't understand)

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u/SerLaron 19d ago

Shifting paradigms and leveraging synergies usually works.

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u/unabsolute 19d ago

You could have just knocked and explained it through the door.

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u/AZMPlay 19d ago

I can imagine how this would help line up some pipe and deliver it straight to your bottom line

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u/LoopStricken 19d ago

Someone's pipeline will get a delivery.

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u/UnforgivingPoptart 19d ago

How do I explain to my boss and my wife that I got my coworker pregnant trying to optimize deliverable pipelines into my co- ahem....during our intense work project?

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u/hoopster_24 19d ago

Yea someone will be “ delivering pipe” for sure

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u/Toleniam 19d ago

I mean you definitely see more streams and pipes with this experience

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u/DutchTinCan 19d ago

No more "can't do overtime boss, my family needs me home" when your wife is already sitting next to you in the office.

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u/devil_toad 19d ago

Ok, but has it taught you anything about B2B sales?

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u/marlboropapi 19d ago

Depends on what B2B stands for in this case

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u/Bad_Wolf420 19d ago

Communal showers for the office?

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u/Ohmec 19d ago

Bout to make the corporate version of the Band of Thebes...

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u/Occidentally20 20d ago

Tell the team something interesting about yourself through the medium of pressing bodyparts against the condensation-covered glass.

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u/LostMyKeysInTheFade 20d ago

[Muffled shouting] this one's a birthmark! [Glass squeaking as I shift a different body part into focus] and that one's a scar!

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u/Occidentally20 20d ago

Ohh, that explains his Teams profile pic!

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u/UltraDankMagician 19d ago

Holy hell!

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u/DatAndrey06 19d ago

New corporate bonding strategy just dropped

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u/69PissyPants 19d ago

I’m going to make a Linked in post if you haven’t already
I want credit for this one 🙏

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u/sugarpeito 19d ago

This is kinda unironically what the military does in basic training

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u/1968Bladerunner 19d ago

They can call it Steambuilding!

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u/Public_Apricot_5230 17d ago

Yeah, hold it while I pee (?)

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u/DaRealGrey 14d ago

Sheit you can build a whole new team member that way

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u/mrmoe198 14d ago

Both exhilarating and terrifying. The CEO attending the birth to witness the first breaths of new company property

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u/Seagullman13 20d ago

Nah. Business people probably go to saunas and chat nude in Europe

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u/Stained_Face 19d ago

Or fanfic, instead of "there was only one bed" it's "there was see through bathroom"

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u/CompetitiveSport1 20d ago

Great for corporate mergers

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u/KimLocsta 20d ago edited 20d ago

Isn't that what the Spartans did on their business trips?

Edit: spelling

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u/DidntWantSleepAnyway 20d ago

Hold up…Gavin Newsom needs to be aware of this, since he said he wanted state workers to stop teleworking so they can find love in the office.

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u/Adam_J89 20d ago

"Great Q3 numbers Brian. By the way, have you seen a dermatologist for that mole on your ass?"

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u/zorniy2 19d ago

Japanese onsen public bath are a thing. The men all get in the same hot tub.

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u/WhisperGod 20d ago

I read professional relationship as professional wrestling.

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u/marlboropapi 20d ago

I mean, it's a nice euphemism for the kids when they are awake past their bed time

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u/GaK_Icculus 19d ago

And if you really have to go while your work bud is hogging the toilet, you can just take a shit in the sink at the same time.

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u/bryanstroker 19d ago

Forget trust falls. Let's do turd falls.

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker 19d ago

Is that the one where they equally share electrons?

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u/HenryBalzac 19d ago

Brokeback Boardroom

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u/notlennybelardo 19d ago

Or whatever!

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u/WittyAd172 19d ago

What watching my fat coworker through lightly frosted glass taking a hot and steamy shower taught me about B2B sales.

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u/largececelia 19d ago

SYNERGY!

Never speak ill of synergy.