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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

My work has tried this with me before

Not realizing the sheer amount of doctor friends I have thanks to my job occupation. I will ALWAYS have a doctor's note.

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u/TheEzekariate 1d ago

I argued with the assistant manager at my last job when he tried to tell me I needed a doctors note to return to work even though I only missed one day, a Friday. Started getting standard food poisoning symptoms on a Thursday night, spend the night and half the next day shooting liquid out of both ends, and called out on Friday (had weekends off). Got pulled into the office on Monday asking for a note. The moron expected me to go to the ER to get a note over a weekend, after I had started to get better. The audacity of middle management will never not disgust me.

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u/HawksNStuff 22h ago

I've asked someone for one exactly one time ever.

Salary position, hire this lady, she shows up first day, then sick. Cool, that's fine. Sick the rest of the week. Rough flu, feel better soon. Sick Monday.

"I'm going to need a doctor's note"

And she flipped out and quit. Been too sick to work for a full week, you probably should see a doctor.

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u/I_love_my_fish_ 21h ago

Yeah if I’m missing 3-4 days of work I’m probably going to the doctor that’s wild that they wouldnt get one or think that it would be asked for when being new

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u/Niborus_Rex 18h ago

Depends on where you live. In my country, you don't need a doctor's note and it's illegal for an employer to straight up ask what you've got. It's also very uncommon to go to the doctor for the flu here, you generally only go for injuries or, well, things you haven't seen before, honestly. I don't even know what a doctor would do for a cold or flu except tell you to rest. We don't really do cold medicine either.

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u/KTFnVision 15h ago

See, in America, we're so great that when we get sick, we just keep going to work until we're fully incapacitated. Anything less would dishonor our families and be grounds for termination. We just keep pushing and pushing and pushing until we have nothing left, and then we die, secure in the knowledge that we bled for the enrichment of the greatest country on earth. It didn't matter that we got fat and lost our hair and fell asleep weeping every night for 10 years before becoming fully numb to life, embracing pharmaceuticals as a way to flatten the whole human experience into a flipbook animation devoid of spirit or beauty, just day after day of toil and cynical determination to keep breathing the air we've helped poison.

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u/Qest 14h ago

Pure poetry

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u/MircedezBjorn 6h ago

I didn't know America turned into corporate Japan

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u/haendy-freak 15h ago

Dutch?

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u/Niborus_Rex 7h ago

Yeah, actually.

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u/haendy-freak 1h ago

Yep. In geen land heb je zo en sterke positie als werknemer in geval van ziekte

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u/NotoriousMAO 15h ago

"anywhere but the US"

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u/justking1414 20h ago

Honestly, I’m stubborn enough to say I’ll be fine and don’t need a doctor even after a week like that

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u/ipreuss 5h ago

Whenever I catch a cold, it usually takes me about a week to recover: three days of a runny nose, followed by three days of heavy coughing.

There’s not much a doctor can do in these cases beyond recommending rest and plenty of tea. Going to the doctor feels like a waste of time, potentially slows down my recovery, and unnecessarily exposes me and others to the risk of cross-infection.

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u/Amazing-Hedgehog9938 7h ago

In my country if you're off for 3 days or more management can ask for a doctor's note on your dime. If they ask for less than 3 days, it's on their dime. So you can go to the most expensive urgent care or online gp, and they have to reimburse you. I've had one manager ask after 1 day of sick leave, once I asked how the reimbursement process happens, they quickly stopped.

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u/casec80 23h ago

I had a doctor give me a week when I needed a doctor’s note for a few days just because he learned I was working at a call center and had previously himself worked for one and understood how crappy they treated their people. Sometimes you just need to find a doctor with the right amount of spite

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u/NickyTheRobot 11h ago

With mine it was a case of "I know you're only asking for a sick note for the week, but you say it's due to depression and anxiety. Mental health issues are unpredictable, so I'm gonna issue a note for the whole month. You can always go back to work earlier if you feel up to it."

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u/currently_pooping_rn 7h ago

lol even if a doctor gave me a note for a whole month I’d get let go. No way they’d let me be off for a month

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u/UnstableMoron2 13h ago

Wish i could find a doctor that had spite for anyone but their fucking patients

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u/tudorapo 23h ago

I worked at a large hospital IT once. Back when we still had mandatory military service. A colleague one morning was looking through a five centimeters thick stack of papers.

Turned out that in the last year or so whenever he helped a doctor in some private stuff, he asked for a note for medical exemption. And the next day was when he had to go to the conscription office and he was trying to find the best one.

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u/ali-n 23h ago

Um... aren't these notes dated? Don't think one from two years ago would pass.

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u/tudorapo 22h ago

These were like "this guy has this congenital defect, he can't lift a rifle". "this guy is almost blind" "this guys has no legs really". Notes about permanent, debilitating issues which would exempt him from the military service. Allergies, eye problems, balance issues, asthma, etc.

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u/mhyquel 20h ago

She turned you into a newt?

It got better.

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u/tudorapo 16h ago

Not me, I had my own way out of conscription :)

And no one was actually newtified, no one had to be ducked and watered,it was all a lie. The guy, as far as I know was totally healthy, not even the fat basement dwelling geek stereotype. One of the details he was filtering the notes was how it will limit his options later. For example, if he uses one of the mental handicaps that could be a problem when he's applying for a hunting license.

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u/Factorioboyio 22h ago

Not if you leave the date blank

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u/Headhunter192004 22h ago

A friend of my parents used to work for the military when he was young (you had to back then). After he did his mandatory time there, he went to medical school and became a doctor.

Decades later, they tried to call him back for more service: When he told them that no, he’d already done his time, they sent back a letter explaining that the previous letter was not a request but an order.
He then replied to the effect of:

"Dear [military title],

as you have undoubtedly deduced from the header of my letters, I have completed a medical education since my service. If you require me to, I can shit out doctor’s notes until you leave me alone.

Good day"

I have never met the guy, but he seems great

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u/nineball22 22h ago

I’ve started just faking doctors notes. My work doesn’t care. They just want something on file to prevent people from abusing the system.

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u/mike9941 21h ago

telehealth has made this even easier. I had to get a sick note for my daughter for school a few years back, got on line, told the lady my kid was sick and was running a fever, needed a doc note, she asked to speak with my kid, I told her she had finally been able to sleep, and I could call her back when she woke up. Doc said don't worry about it, how many days does she need off? I said 3, she gave me a note for 3 days, and a note for 7 just in case. Also gave me both for my job, in case I needed to stay home to take care of her. It took less than 10 minutes and cost me 30 bucks.

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u/EndIsrael 21h ago

System to prevent abuse

looks inside

full of abuse and fraud

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u/ZippyTheUnicorn 8h ago

I had a boss tell me that doctors’ notes aren’t proof of being sick. Employers really will bend over backwards if they think they can escape paying an employee.

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u/Pookiebubblez 21h ago

Yeah my last job "didn't accept" doctors notes.

It was a major health care system. 🙃

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u/Available-Cow-411 20h ago

May I ask what your job is that you manage to get large ampuny of doctor friends? That quite a feat!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 10h ago

I am a firefighter paramedic. I see many MANY doctors

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u/Available-Cow-411 7h ago

You do one of the most important jobs there, all my respect for you!

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 18h ago

My husband has a PhD in English….its on my employer for not clarifying what kind of doctor.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 10h ago

Checkmate work

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u/Babajji 16h ago

Diagnosis: My guy really sick
Doctor’s notes: He’s also an amazing dude

Get one of those 😂

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u/radioactive_glowworm 13h ago

Haha same, I was once in such a terrible mental state due to my toxic job that I was offered a note saying I'd injured my leg and needed bed rest lol

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u/Zetavu 8h ago

Actually most companies send you to their medical center, where they contact your doctor and discuss it with them meaning your doctor friend's are putting their licenses up doing this.

Also almost no company allows you to accrue this much sick time, almost all let you carry over one week of scheduled PTO and sick time is not considered accruable. In fact most places don't give you a fixed amount of sick days, or if they do then if you use them up you get charged against PTO.

There is so much about this that is wrong...

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u/Sarctoth 7h ago

As a Federal Technician (USA) sick leave continues to accrue indefinitely. I know a guy with over 1,000 hours of sick.

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u/jw8145 7h ago

Not true, at least in the US. Company doctors only get involved in illnesses or injuries that happen at the workplace. They don’t get involved in personal illnesses. You aren’t required to disclose medical issues to your employer. The only thing you’re required to give your employer from a doctor is a note proving you’re under a doctor’s care, and if you have any restrictions that might prevent you from fulfilling your job duties. For your doctor to disclose anything further than this would likely be a HIPAA violation.

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u/Infinite-Group-4520 23h ago

You have friends that will commit fraud and risk their medical license so you can go on vacation?

I, too, enjoy fabricating stories that make people feel like they stuck it to the man on reddit.

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u/Somanylyingliars 23h ago edited 3h ago

Oh you would be surprised how true these stories are of doctors notes. My work required me to go to Dr once to get a doctor's note. The doctor became so enraged he ended up giving me two weeks. Work never asked again asked for one. LOL

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u/Silent-Act191 23h ago

There are talks in Germany about requiring a doctors note for the first day of illness. No doubt it will have the same effect there. Otherwise the doctors waiting rooms will be absolutely swamped.

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u/dogs_gt_cats 22h ago

I went to school with kids of a doctor. He lost a lot of note pads.

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u/mlstdrag0n 23h ago

No one is risking their license. There’s plenty of flex in the doctor’s opinion of your potential illness and how much rest time is recommended.

It’s like statistics, you can bend it to fit whatever you want if you wanted to.

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u/Mammoth_Classroom626 22h ago edited 22h ago

You’re still not supposed to do them for your own friends or family.

As a doctor myself why the hell would I fake a fit note for a friend?

I cannot treat people I know personally. It’s no different to asking me for a prescription. I’m not your doctor. So it wouldn’t have to be proven whether they were really sick or not, just that I wrote it and haven’t got a medical record history of me consulting with them… because I’m not their doctor.

Doctor was struck off here last year for selling them for the same reason. Wasn’t actually keeping records or assessing if the people were sick lol. You’d be mad to actually make medical records for random friends when they can just go to their own doctor and lie to their face instead and get the note anyway.

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u/mlstdrag0n 17h ago

Really? When was the last time anyone ever called your office to verify a ‘doctor’s note’ beyond “yes, the doc wrote the note”?

Which employer had someone on staff with the qualifications to question a note from a doctor’s office in the first place? Nevermind asking the doc’s relation with the employee.

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u/Mammoth_Classroom626 11h ago edited 10h ago

Friend falls out with you and reports you. Know someone who got suspended when their ex husband reported them for giving them a prescription one time.

And in the UK yes they can actually call up and confirm your clinic gave out the letter, they can even request further information with the employees consent. People have been caught faking sick notes that no doctor ever signed or knew about. Another doctor was struck for signing things for a guy she met off tinder but then to hide who she was she also lied about what clinic she worked at and hid she was a doctor. How did she get caught? They broke up and he reported her to the GMC when he found out she was a doctor lmao.

I just don’t see why people don’t get why someone 6 figures in debt and a decade of training isn’t risking a panel over your issues with your job. It’s a signed piece of paper with my literal registration on it. It’s not allowed to do this, it’s against the rules of our registration. Therefore by definition it’s risking your licence, because you’re not allowed to do it. Arguing how will they find out is like? Who fucking cares? It’s not allowed and it just takes one jilted person to end your career.

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u/Somanylyingliars 3h ago

Hey, I came about mine legally. I truly wasn't feeling well when went to doctor. When he found out they were forcing a doctor's note HE decided to give me extra time to recoup. Obvious he was taking issue w employers asking for silly notes from obviously sick employees.

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u/JustStraightUpTired 23h ago

Let's think this logically. In order for a company to proof it's fraud, they'd need to hire a lawyer and get a second doctors opinion of something that happened in the past.

Meaning they effectively can't do shit. As long as it's an actual doctor writing the note and they don't lie about any medical procedures, they can't do shit.

Well, in reasonable countries, I guess. Just saying "Would you write me a few days off, I really am not feeling it right now" is often enough. What's the company gonna do, prove that you didn't have a massive headache or the shits? Especially if you know the doctor, they know you aren't a testing them.

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u/Infinite-Group-4520 23h ago

“Committing fraud is ok because it’s hard to prove!”

Nice work

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u/JustStraightUpTired 22h ago

8 days old account with a random generated username and hidden comment history shifts the goalpost with every comment. Should have just blocked you from the start...

But to answer your point, yes. Abso-fucking-lutely. 90% of everyone in the world who have a job don't get compensated fairly for their time. So unless you are in the top 10% of earners, you probably deserve to work less and to get paid more. So I don't feel bad when people abuse the system to fuck over companies, they are fucking over everyone else.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 23h ago edited 21h ago
  1. You should always be sticking it to the man.

  2. Licenses are not in jeopardy from a doctor's note. They can simply say they saw you and due to HIPPA can not be questioned further

  3. I too like to be sarcastic without knowing what I am talking about