Cara Mía (OC)

[u/aSliceofAlan]

[u/Machina353]

Canonically, Gomez would 1000% do this

[u/FootUnfair8582 → u/Machina353]

They did some henious debauchery right in the middle of a church service, they two are down for anything XD

[u/Bloodthistle → u/Machina353]

Ideal couple tbh, deeply in love, fiercely loyal and so kinky and down bad for each other that its getting scary.

May this kind of love find me.

[u/Gingergirl1228 → u/Bloodthistle]

And they adore their children, treat their staff with honor, respect and dignity, care for the less fortunate, and are more than willing to take in anyone who needs a place to go, no matter who, what, or why theyre there. They were created to be the complete opposite of the traditional family, and I do genuinely believe they shaped what being a family means in the modern day

[u/MrValdemar → u/Machina353]

That might the the only thing that ever kills an Addams man.

And only when they're finally ready to die.

[u/NetherReign]

Yep that ending tracks for those 2

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y7r6IBSZ8bEZi

[u/Suitable_Entrance594 → u/NetherReign]

The hottest man and woman to ever grace the silver screen.

[u/CrikeyMikeyLikey]

Holy shit it's Alan, I thought I accidentally blocked you or something

[u/shellbullet17]

Welcome back Alan! We missed you!

[u/JLHSMG]

"cara" means "my dear" in Italian - but "my face" in Spanish, and Gomez is of Spanish ancestry

[u/Purple_Hornet_9725 → u/JLHSMG]

From an italian currently learning spanish, thank you for this explanation.

[u/No-Jacket-2927]

More specifically "smothering", but yeah 😂

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Breathtaking romance.

[u/astralkoi]

Welcome back!

[u/IR_Panther]

This reminds me of the short of the man reacting to a woman about sitting on our faces. This is all I have to say...

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYZuqJLDVsWMLWyIxJ

[u/SpaceMonkeyAttack]

This comic will be illegal to possess in the UK after the 6th of November.

[u/SirPug_theLast → u/SpaceMonkeyAttack]

What are the morons in that government doing this time?

[u/ninjalord433 → u/SirPug_theLast]

The UK has been implementing a set of laws targeting "extreme" pornography that includes but not limited to incest, strangulation, and age play (adults pretending to be under age). So since the comic implies some level of face-sitting, the joke is that the UK will ban it cause it involves some degree of suffocation.

[u/SirPug_theLast → u/ninjalord433]

I take it back because morons was clearly an understatement

[u/xXDJjonesXx → u/SirPug_theLast]

Cousin marriage still perfectly legal though. You just can’t pretend to be cousins and film it for adult films.

[u/SirPug_theLast → u/xXDJjonesXx]

My brain just had an error from reading that

What the fuck

[u/AccurateJerboa → u/xXDJjonesXx]

Sorry, what?

[u/Turbulent-Bell-2402 → u/ninjalord433]

Would not expect that from the country that gave us 🎶 sit on my face and tell me that you love me 🎶

[u/Quick-Nick07 → u/SpaceMonkeyAttack]

Italian here, why is that?

[u/Antermosiph → u/Quick-Nick07]

Law that makes any pornographic depictions of strangulation, choking, caregiver and minor roleplay, or step parent and child roleplay, or incest/incest roleplay punishable by 1 year in prison (possession) or 5 years (distribution)

[u/Loquacious-of-Borg]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!

I'll sit on your face and tell you, I love you, too.

I love to hear you oralise,

When I'm between your thighs,

You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.

I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.

Life can be fine if we both 69,

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,

'Til we're blown away!

[u/Made_Bail]

An Alan comic with no booty or wrestling jokes?

Are you okay homie? 🥺

[u/CrikeyMikeyLikey → u/Made_Bail]

Well she's sitting on his face so

[u/ManoSilence → u/CrikeyMikeyLikey]

Yeah, but that's not a joking issue.

[u/coolblue420]

hot

[u/QueenEris]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pINm99NHcbAru

[u/DrB00]

[u/ealysillyforestthing → u/DrB00]

CHA

[u/ghirox]

Love the pun, I don't have anything else to say but I wanted you to know I enjoyed them pun

[u/masterjon_3]

Man, what I wouldn't do to be in his position