r/cursedtanksimulator • • Aug 09 '26

i made this There will be more fictional vehicles like it or not

28 Upvotes

This is what kick started the game and it's our final vision.

It also shoos away miserable historical larpers.

If you have any problems you can play our upcoming game Steal-A-Tank with realistic graphics and hardcore mechanics. No, "fictional slop", okay? Sorted.


r/cursedtanksimulator • • Mar 18 '26

i made this CTSFD progress update <3

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Hello everyone, I am back from my hiatus!

I haven't been able to work on ctsfd.com lately because my day job has been keeping me incredibly busy, but I am finally back and excited to share some updates!

First thing first, I'm currently working on building out a new rating system for more content across the site specifically for parts and maps.
The hope is that as people keep voting, it will create a really helpful review system so new players can easily figure out which parts are worth getting.

Also, an Artillery Calculator has been added!
This is mostly made for turrets that has the angle displayed.
I've been testing it out myself and it works about 95% of the time (Though, fair warning, if you just use a drone, this won't be useful to you at all :p)

And a little collab with TTFE
Really nice guy and website, go check it out https://averagetino.github.io/TTFE/index.html

I’d love to hear your thoughts on the new calculator and the upcoming rating system!
As always, any feedback or suggestions are super appreciated.


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 3h ago

question Armour holes😕

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13 Upvotes

Bruh


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 12h ago

meme The Fauxs

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62 Upvotes

They are evil creatures

Use these out of context clips however you'd like

More nonsense will come out eventually

Suggestions for new stupid scenarios (photo or video) are appreciated


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 3h ago

i made this Just another Shitbox that’s surprisingly good in t11

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r/cursedtanksimulator • • 6h ago

i made this Spinning with da big yahu turret

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r/cursedtanksimulator • • 7h ago

meme cursed space sim confirmed?

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10 Upvotes

parody of that one video


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 3h ago

i made this Turns out leclecr is just decoration tank after all

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4 Upvotes

Heh


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 16h ago

meme i didnt know cts was like that

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37 Upvotes

ngl the roadster was really insane vehicle to see

ESPACLY THE THINGY


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 15h ago

bug report Faux cooks up most diabolically idiotic part in game, refuses to elaborate

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Reasons why the Faux LEP is the most frustrating and stupid tank in TANMK:

On paper, its goated, but it has so many annoying drawbacks that make it just insanely infuriating to play, yet you are basically forced to to be competitive. For comparison, the XTPR Expeditionary at T7 is kind of better in most regards other than armor and blowouts.

APS: FAUX LEP turret has fantastic APS coverage and MAW on top of that. the problem is, instead of using the APS for actually intercepting missiles, for some ungodly reason its APS is designed specifically for intercepting sabot. its intercepts are 500ms-2000ms. That range eats sabots from every tier yet completely ignores 90% of missiles you face. WHY? Whats the point of APS if you die to a TOW missile? plus the armor is just weak enough that APS + armor fails to stop most sabot anyways. All it does is block HEAT rounds, even absurdly fast ones like the MG95. The way to fix this would be simple: give it a reasonable APS with an intercept range of 250ms to 1700ms. That would let super high velocity sabot through but still allow you to deal with TOW missiles. For comparison, the XTPR has 0ms-1200ms at tier 7, which can stop any missile you face, except skyfall, but skyfall slows down before it hits so you often still stop them. LEP is good at stopping skyfall but has the opposite problem, sometimes the skyfall slows down early and the APS isnt able to stop it because of that awful minimum intercept speed.

Radar: FAUX has for some reason forgone a normal spinning radar that works just fine in favor of this utterly absurd and stupid looking fox ear thing, which, yeah haha it has little ears that fold down when its going fast, so funny, except they SUCK and can barely do anything because at any kind of speed your LIGHT TANK is moving, you lose your radar. Also despite turning they only can see in one direction so what is even the point? Id honestly rather have them manually extend and retract and if you go to fast with them up they get damaged. XTPR absolutley smokes it with its full 360 degree radar that works at any speed at tier 7.

Thermals: the thermal camera on this thing is so bad it might as well be night vision. you can see better without it. red thermals are SO BAD. these so called "gen 3" thermals are a joke, G1 thermals at T7 provide way better visibility. XTPR has nice gray thermals, which provide much better visibility. Its G1 thermals are somehow WAY better than the G3 thermals on the LEP which is just sad.

Ready Rack: 0.96x RM. so yes TECHNICALLY it has a ready rack but come on now. XTPR has 0.7 ready rack which is waaaaay better.

Firing angles: the roof 21.2mm autocannon is great, but its firing angles are AWFUL, id genuinely prefer just dropping the radar on it for 360 degree autocannon fire. also exposed commander, but she has 50 hp so that actually makes your survivability pretty dang good. XTPR has a coaxial which makes it worse but still more useful sometimes since the traverse on the LEP can mess your shots up quite often.

Gun Placement: the gun is placed absurdly low in the turret, making your gun depression abysmal and meaning you have to expose your entire turret just to fire. XTPR has the same problem but much less, so you can still fire over the back of a tank and still have decent-ish depression. XTPR on the Faux LEP hull actually works unlike LEP fullset, LEP is a fantastic hull for reverse strats, with a huge engine and even faster reverse speed than forwards, but the turret it is supposed to use, the LEP, has such bad gun placement it cant even fire over the back, defeating the whole point.

Blowouts: the one thing making this viable at this tier, the full ammo is blowout. Thats quite good, no notes. XTPR has no blowouts.

Armor: decent for a light but still not viable even downtiered. XTPR for comparison has comparable armor tier for tier, with 80-120mm of armor at tier 7 instead of 150-250 at tier 10. XTPR is much more of a glass cannon tho because no blowouts.

Overall: XTPR from *TIER 7* is overall a more viable part at T9 than the T10 Faux LEP turret. Wonderful. What even is game balance.


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 1h ago

meme Turns out, I'm lucky

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Didn't know these actually existed🥀🥀


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 8h ago

i made this !!? 👀 🚀🌌 🌙 🔺

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7 Upvotes

ts is crazy

tanmk

Mun


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 13h ago

poll Which one is the best Leopard 2 hull?

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15 Upvotes

I've been investigating them, and couldnt get an answer by myself


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 8h ago

i made this 2a73 slop Pt. 5 (to prove the people who don’t say my setup sucks wrong)

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r/cursedtanksimulator • • 18h ago

i made this Larped that one tank from girls last tour

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r/cursedtanksimulator • • 1d ago

meme We have T-80BVM at home

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87 Upvotes

Daily shop idea: T-80BVMP, or maybe T-70BVM


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 1d ago

meme Random Cursed Tank Vibe on X

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r/cursedtanksimulator • • 13h ago

bug report Partial Credit

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Its really dumb you can spend 10 minutes in a match and get a ton of kills but then your power flickers for 2 seconds or the game servers themselves go down and you lose all credit for the match.


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 21h ago

bug report Not sure if this counts but Sheridan Hull turret ring too big for turret

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(sorry for bad graphics I use a phone and garage very resource intensive) also it says international although the M81 is American unlike the XM150


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 21h ago

meme perhaps balanced

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10 Upvotes

nom nom nom ahh tracks


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 1d ago

i made this just met an old player

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25 Upvotes

r/cursedtanksimulator • • 1d ago

question Question about the Pumi 407 turret

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47 Upvotes

The Pumi 407 is a tier 5 turret you can get out of the blueprints shop that's apparently cold war.

My main question is whether this thing is part of any sets or not. Based off the name you may assume it goes on the Puma (Sd.Kfz.234) but its 20mm secondary fires DM43, a cold war shell.

So I ask again, does this turret have a dedicated set?

Edit: Apparently it is actually a modernized Sd.Kfz.234. Now the question of: What is the gun it is supposed to mount? Could very well be the same 5cm, could be a new gun.


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 11h ago

i made this Day10 of asking for the vulcan

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Of any Gatling gun

Username leoluke0713

Today I got a new panzer2 model


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 1d ago

meme T13?

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Devs are cooking a new tier 🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑


r/cursedtanksimulator • • 13h ago

meme damn u arokne

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may the lord strike u down with fear and power