r/discgolf • • Aug 16 '26

Course Photo Cheaters will be prosecuted

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u/Virtual-Relation303 Aug 16 '26

Is that a shitty flock cam on the course?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

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u/ScaredOccasion790 Aug 17 '26

That’s the new condor camera from flock. These new ones move to track whatever they are looking at. But they are just for license plates so nothing to worry about.

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u/00k5mp ⦿ ~~----> ⫍Y⫎ Aug 17 '26

All flock cameras record audio, use AI for facial recognition and do license plates recognition, Don't be fooled.

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u/stiff_tipper Aug 18 '26

But they are just for license plates so nothing to worry about.

thankfully it's in a good spot then

that path right there is gonna have a lot of dog walkers drivers on it

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u/prince-pauper 🛸 Aug 16 '26

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u/luanne-platter Aug 16 '26

Thank you for this

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u/prince-pauper 🛸 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Hypothetically, if a person approached them from behind they could not be identified.

Also hypothetically, if a person wrapped up their saw in bags or something, it would be less obvious.

And if anyone was so bad as to do this, and if they left the evidence intact where it fell, it may serve as a message.

And if a person wanted to, they might pay in cash

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u/TomOgir Aug 17 '26

Also, hypothetically that person wasn't there that night the person was with me

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u/BmpBlast Aug 17 '26

I was also with u/TomOgir and can confirm the hypothetical person was with us.

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u/KingBooRadley Aug 17 '26

No phone or car with tracking capabilities or license places, full face mask, unmarked clothing, etc.. So many hypothetical things to account for.

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u/ChainOut C'bus Aug 18 '26

As long as that person didn't have their phone in their pocket. Also, a circular saw with the right blade does a better job of quickly chewing through aluminum tubing

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u/prince-pauper 🛸 Aug 18 '26

Loudly tho. Probably fine depending on location. Many options.

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u/FMJ1985 Aug 17 '26

Leave your phone home

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u/BeeBanner Aug 16 '26

Watch out though, all Home Depot and Lowe’s have them in their parking lot!

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u/FMJ1985 Aug 17 '26

their self checkouts too

18

u/pineapple_foxes_cool Aug 16 '26

I saw a YT short where it was a tutorial how to cut down a metal black pole the size of a flock camera pole and circular saw always won

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u/donjahnaher Aug 16 '26

Yes, but a circular saw with a metal blade is extremely loud.

9

u/GeneralBurg Aug 17 '26

Yes but it takes 10 seconds compared to a minute and a half, a sawzall isn’t exactly silent

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u/goingfor288 Aug 19 '26

Sawzall isn't exactly quiet lol

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u/Squiddillydidillydoo Aug 17 '26

I believe the portable bandsaw was the fastest in the video

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u/prince-pauper 🛸 Aug 16 '26

That sounds like it would be an effective option too, hypothetically speaking.

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u/thundy90 Custom Aug 17 '26

It'd be a shame if someone covered it with quick dry spray foam.

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u/prince-pauper 🛸 Aug 17 '26

That would be a shame.

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u/masclean Aug 17 '26

Handheld circular saw works in like a 10th of the time according to some awful criminals

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u/Mrzillydoo Aug 17 '26

If one were hypothetically figuring out the quickest, but still effective, way to render devices inoperable there's been a recent story that's said spray foam worked quite well. Once it's expanded, it leaves stuff on smooth surfaces like a lens that does not come off clean and it's a lot quieter than sawing through metal.

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u/akronymn Aug 18 '26

Turns out circ saws are better for…. cutting miscellaneous metal conduit upright.

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u/Ran_56 Aug 19 '26

Like the dude in Die Hard

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u/PastAd1087 Aug 18 '26

Circular saw will do it 5x as fast. Someone tested sawzall, band saw, and circular saw. Sawzall took 55 sec, band saw took 20 some sec, circular saw tool 11sec

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u/StrmRngr Aug 19 '26

I have listened to an expert in cutting aluminum pipe, and although he loves flock cameras he wants people to be educated in cutting 2" aluminum pipe. And he recommends the best thing for cutting this style of pipe in a horizontal or a vertical position is definitively a circular saw actually.

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u/rocketrotary89 Aug 16 '26

Whoops sorry, idk what happened to the camera city, must have been the wind! (It was my disc)

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u/hujambo11 Aug 17 '26

Camera City sounds like an awful place.

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u/rocketrotary89 Aug 17 '26

Welcome to the united states lol

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u/CastleSandwich Aug 16 '26

Automatic ace if you hit it.

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u/Slackaveli Axiom | MVP | OG Aug 17 '26

De-Flock The World

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

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u/Tpabayrays2 Aug 17 '26

It would be a bigger shame if that disc happened to be a circular saw blade

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u/True_3xile Aug 17 '26

wonder how many licenses plates it gets on that course....

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u/kardsharp Middle aged, pr: 375ft. avg. +5. Aug 16 '26

The gov will know how shitty are your throws.

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u/wildjabali Aug 17 '26

Throwing frisbees and smoking joints in the woods. Real menace to society, those disc golfers.

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u/SignificanceTimely20 Aug 17 '26

Hmmmm would be a realllll shame..

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u/Hopwater Aug 16 '26

Don't sorry it's only a license plate reader /s

3

u/Playahstation Aug 17 '26

The camera looks so shitty mixed in with the greenery

2

u/lampshade4ever Aug 16 '26

I love those old arachnid baskets

2

u/fastal_12147 Aug 16 '26

Don't forget to throw it back after you make that big putt. Give the folks a show.

2

u/lolzerker Aug 16 '26

The flock is the new mando. You have to smack it as hard as you can before you can touch chains.

2

u/pedal-force Aug 17 '26

That's not a fucking gimme! You release that disc or so help me I'll prosecute.

2

u/PhycoPenguin Discin’ in the Mitten Aug 17 '26

Throw a buzzzsaw

2

u/brin8346969 Aug 17 '26

-10 strokes if you take out the camera. PDGA rule

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u/username617508 Turbo-putts Firebirds Aug 16 '26

Imagine getting pulled over on the way home for sandbagging at league!

"Excuse me sir, on that course you average 950, so why did you enter c pool? I am going to write you a ticket to cover the $30 in store credit that you won to Play it again sports?"

1

u/Altruistic-Deer-5150 Aug 17 '26

The real ace is the black pole

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u/awkwardpaul Aug 17 '26

Good use case for a buzzz saw

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u/leroyVance Aug 17 '26

So, if I hit the camera do I get to take a stroke off the hole?

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u/Mrzillydoo Aug 17 '26

Gotta read the license plates on those discs, you know?

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u/CEhobbit Aug 17 '26

I sure hope nobody breaks that camera with their disc, because that would be terrible...

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u/Ozz87 Aug 17 '26

Can’t believe I griplocked in to that camera multiple times.

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u/exbawksthreesixty Aug 17 '26

They're just trying to record Ryan Wysocki's next one throw bounce in.

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u/ViciousKnids Aug 17 '26

If most of us can manage to hit the only tree on the fairway, that camera is doomed. Oh, the humanity...

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u/porouscloud Aug 17 '26

I wonder how resistant to discs that camera is.

Hypothetically speaking of course.

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u/treebirdd Aug 17 '26

Oops accidentally overshot the basket

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u/metallic_sun Aug 17 '26

It would be a shame if a disc flew into that camera /s

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u/Positive-Wasabi-1038 Aug 17 '26

No need to commit any crimes. Simply use the destroyer 💪

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad Aug 18 '26

I’d have to throw a few at it

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u/I_heart_uranus Aug 18 '26

What are we throwing?

1

u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt Berg Pocket Aficionado Aug 18 '26

I thought they were only monitoring license plates?

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u/Frequent_Oil3257 Aug 18 '26

"Sorry officer, im just so bad at disc golf they put that camera within 50 ft of the pin. Of course, in going to hit it repeatedly every round."

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u/xDanteInferno Aug 19 '26

The camera is for the walkway that connects to the park entrance that is out of frame. Last week, that basket was underwater due to flooding. There is a pavilion and a child play area just beyond the basket, where kids frequently have birthday parties.

The pole itself is a schedule 80 zinc galvanized carbon steel filled with an anti-cut material, making it impossible to cut with standard tools and slow to cut even with industrial ones. Since it went in last Fall, vandalism and theft has dropped significantly.

It plays like a tree and in fact, deflects shots that would otherwise go past the paved walkway (where the bench is) towards the river (which is just beyond that line of trees). I asked a police officer about the camera and he stated unequivocally that it is not there to be Jomez in the park.

This is my home course and it is a very nice course that also hosts weddings, light displays, festivals, and disc golf tournaments. We have to share the space. See you at Worlds.

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u/Sensitive_Tour_4118 Aug 19 '26

Oh noooo I chundered straight into the camera 🤷

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u/littlejohnnyrotten4U Aug 19 '26

I don't know where to tee from but I know what to aim for

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u/Lordsaxon73 Aug 16 '26

Photoshopped