My home life sucked and I just left one night after work and my best friend helped me. So basically I just disappeared on my family. Anyway one day my BSF and I were going to do something and he was looking for me and went oh you disappeared. And I said yeah, I'm good at that just ask my parents.
Also my biological dad died when I was 7 and Ive got his ashes in a necklace so I held it out to my foster mom and went "I wanna introduce you to my dad" and she cracked up.
Anytime I tell people about my dead dad and they go oh no I'm sorry I'm gonna start replying with it's okay his corpse lives in a box on my shelf so he's never far.
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u/SynthGirl725 14d ago
My home life sucked and I just left one night after work and my best friend helped me. So basically I just disappeared on my family. Anyway one day my BSF and I were going to do something and he was looking for me and went oh you disappeared. And I said yeah, I'm good at that just ask my parents.
Also my biological dad died when I was 7 and Ive got his ashes in a necklace so I held it out to my foster mom and went "I wanna introduce you to my dad" and she cracked up.
Anytime I tell people about my dead dad and they go oh no I'm sorry I'm gonna start replying with it's okay his corpse lives in a box on my shelf so he's never far.
Long story short I appreciate the humor.