r/fatsquirrelhate • u/BuilderSea3050 • 3d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass A fat Squirrel give the double chunk chocolate cookie five big BOOMS 💥💥💥💥💥

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u/blackout-loud 3d ago

Bloated pos can't scoff the bits down quick enough before taking more chubby nibbles. I'd say come up for air, but then that would insinuate that I want this trash bag full of hippo snot body built fuqr to continue breathing!... And speaking of breathing I can hear that planet plump shite fat weezing with no audio on. Choke on it you overstuffed blob of manure!

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

Its fur is dark because years of eating exclusively chocolate altered its pigmentation.

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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 3d ago

Awesome Find, Jeffrey.

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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 3d ago

With Halloween coming up, there's more of these evil juju black squirrels running about. Guard yourselves. It got me before. It could happen to you...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ep1Dk4kSu6NOFBC

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u/PretzelsDoctor #SayNoToFatSquirrels 3d ago

That stupid lardass is going to make itself sick eating all of that chocolate, clueless varmint just stuffs anything it can get its grubby hands on directly into its face without a second thought.