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u/lunamoth53 3d ago
Just so entitled, demanding to be let in because he’s just too lazy to open the door himself.
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u/PretzelsDoctor #SayNoToFatSquirrels 3d ago
The squirrels on that campus seem to have thoroughly terrorized the person that took that photo. They're taking over entire universities now! I blame the fat squirrel sympathizers. They've created a monster.
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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 3d ago
I'm telling y'alls. Them black squirrels got some magic voodoo juju abouts 'em. Why else would we be seeing so many more posts about them around Halloween
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u/Virtual-Position4565 3d ago
Look at it trying to sneak inside. The university has been infiltrated.😡
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u/flyinghairball 3d ago
Oh look, Jabba the Hutt is here for the study session - which involves him cleaning out every dorm fridge while the group studies! And he won't do his part on the group project - do not trust his fat ass!
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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 3d ago
Unfortunately, campus-based squirrels are a particularly nasty, greedy lot, and are especially fat because too many students are soft touches and have no common sense. This one appears to be about to break and enter. May God protect whomever has food inside the building.