r/fcs • u/CommunistTrafficCone South Dakota State • Marching Band • 1h ago

Analysis We need to ban domestic stadiums

Frankly, dome stadiums are an affront to God. He gave us the great outdoors to play football in and we respond to this by building domes? It’s pure heresy.
There are also strategic advantages to playing outside. Imagine if you will, having a team from the south playing outside in the Dykehouse in December. They’d freeze their asses off!
Lastly, we need to address the voodoo that comes with them. It’s just unfair, as I’m sure Montana State fans can also attest to.
Thank you for reading.

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u/Windows_66 Iowa Hawkeyes • Drake Bulldogs 53m ago

All stadiums should be foreign.

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u/CommunistTrafficCone South Dakota State • Marching Band 50m ago

No tariffs on foreign stadiums!

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u/tomdawg0022 Minnesota • Delaware 11m ago

All stadiums should be foreign.

FCS gets the middle powers treatment.

Canadian stadiums...canadian rules

Rouges intensify

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u/Ok-Deer1539 Colorado State • Washington S… 49m ago

Idaho proving right now that they don’t need a dome to preform.

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u/bigcountry_blumpkin 27m ago

Washington State proving that grammar is hard

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u/Trojann2 /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker 52m ago

I personally raised my hand and chose to defend us from all foreign and domestic

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u/hallese Nebraska • South Dakota State 6m ago

Weird, my oath was slightly more specific.

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u/Trojann2 /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker 5m ago

It was close. Horseshoes and hand grenades

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u/thezander8 San Diego State • UC Davis 52m ago

I've felt since the MSU/Idaho game we need a version of the MACtion copypasta specifically for the domes.

Y'all wouldn't last one quarter in the Kibbie

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u/CommunistTrafficCone South Dakota State • Marching Band 59m ago

I have no idea why this says domestic I think my phone auto completed the word and I didn’t notice

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u/MrGutterballs Montana State Bobcats 42m ago

Rage can lead to blindness.

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u/CommunistTrafficCone South Dakota State • Marching Band 32m ago

Demolish the Alerus Center roof!

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u/EnglishFan643 22m ago

Now, THAT I'd agree with. Especially since SDSU got beaten in Alerus Center, I'm not very happy.

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u/SergeantThreat Montana State Bobcats 9m ago

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u/tden4 South Dakota State • Marching Band 15m ago

this guy STILL can’t type…

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u/SeeRight_Mills Northern Arizona Lumberjacks 12m ago

Haters just can't handle this BDE (Big Dome Energy)

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u/Responsible_History5 North Dakota Fighting Hawks • Sickos 46m ago

I cant even imagine what would have happened to NDSU this season with the dome voodoo we are having

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u/Trojann2 /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker 43m ago

It would have been in Fargo.

You’d have died. Like you always did in Fargo in the FCS.

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u/Particular_Prior5344 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 16m ago

Since we can’t lose in Fargo anymore the losses had to be spread out across the other domes.

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u/Trojann2 /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker 15m ago

Yeah well you’ve also stepped on our throats in our own Dome.

Und hasn’t in the D1 era so.

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u/Nervous_Metal_9445 Willamette • Portland State 38m ago

I guess we could play all games in foreign countries.

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u/TSUTexan61 Tarleton State • Oklahoma 25m ago

*checks flair, makes sense! lol or just don’t live in a frozen wasteland for 6 months out of the year?

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u/CommunistTrafficCone South Dakota State • Marching Band 14m ago

Builds character! That and I’d rather be cold than hot

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u/TSUTexan61 Tarleton State • Oklahoma 11m ago

Haha I mean hits don’t hurt as bad in the heat as they do the cold

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u/GeneralAcorn Montana State • Boise State 46m ago

Here here!!