r/funny • • 1d ago

Expecto Catronum!

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u/huhwhuh 1d ago

It's actually humping the broom.

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u/TopSloth 1d ago

Which is kind of ironic since witches got the flying broom mythology because they would coat a broomstick with hallucinogenic drugs and "hump" the stick bare skin since it would be absorbed through the vajayjay and they would grip IE: Fly

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u/huhwhuh 1d ago

Sounds about right. witches were just hippies high on drugs.