r/funny • u/AmbitiousConcept6028 • 1d ago

They said Shakespeare is dead

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u/toastman97 1d ago

This is the resignation letter I will hand in when I quit my job.

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u/YuriLR 1d ago

Holy shit this is actually a great idea if you give zero fucks about it

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u/Scavenger53 1d ago

it takes a lot of fucks to learn and give this speech. if you give zero fucks, you quiet quit, or just stop working, keep collecting money, see how it plays out. it worked for almost 3 years for me, then the company imploded and everyone got laid off lol i got a severance

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u/YuriLR 1d ago

Not speech. Few people can do that. Letter. Copy and paste

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u/Professional-Cow-949 1d ago

That would sound crazy out of context put this video in an email or burn a cd.