r/funny • • 1d ago

They said Shakespeare is dead

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u/Madouc 1d ago

"I have no more fucks to giveth!"

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u/Purple_Bodybuilder53 1d ago

“My fucks have runneth dry!”

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u/Alpha_Indigo_Anima 1d ago

"I went to go fuck shopping, but there's no fucks left to buy!"

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u/jaxxon 16h ago

“The shelves, they are empty. They’re out of fucks supply.”