r/funny • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 14h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/MacabreYuki 13h ago

his greed sickens me.

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u/qft 10h ago

I read it in Werner Herzogs voice

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u/BurntNeurons 8h ago

"This is the DC chipmunk, known for taking more than necessary and only giving shit in return. Since the shit is in small proportions no one complains too much as it's tiny shits pile up over several decades, stating that if the shit pile gets any bigger they'll just revolt. But the american people never do."*

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u/Malt129 12h ago

Hey every day is about survival for wildlife

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u/MacabreYuki 12h ago

.... it's a meme...

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 4h ago

Whose greed? The guy wanted to keep the big piece for himself. That’s pretty greedy. You know he had more cookies inside the house.