r/funny • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 13h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/MacabreYuki 12h ago

his greed sickens me.

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u/qft 9h ago

I read it in Werner Herzogs voice

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u/BurntNeurons 7h ago

"This is the DC chipmunk, known for taking more than necessary and only giving shit in return. Since the shit is in small proportions no one complains too much as it's tiny shits pile up over several decades, stating that if the shit pile gets any bigger they'll just revolt. But the american people never do."*