r/funny • • 10h ago

Local doomsday religious mailer. πŸ˜…

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 8h ago

Behold I come quickly, said Jesus 2,000 years ago. It’s all relative I guess.

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u/eduardo1994 3h ago

My favorite explanation is that "God works on different time"

why can't he have a wall full of clocks from different times, we do it with timezones right?