r/hatethissmug • • 1d ago

Gaming When your fav has the worst design ever...

Context: Dia Elias - The First Descendant

[SPOILERS]

She and her mother were both kidnapped and tortured. Her mom escaped captivity, but she became a brainwashed killing machine for the main villain. She gets rescued by her mom, she goes into a coma. She awakens, slowly regains her lost memories, and undergoes training to become a descendant - where it's revealed she's a clone, and she mercy kills her original self.

[SPOILERS]

I waited for her to be playable since the game's launch. I even pondered how her Descendant outfit would look - maybe a knight in sci-fi armor motif, it would've fit her gameplay style, and her protective nature towards her mother. And then, they revealed how her default base design looked...

-The entire back half of the outfit is just a bare thong, and the legs are cut all the way down to the back of the calves...

-It has a thigh and hip widow gap for no reason, and the top and bottom are separated weirdly just to show off her side/under breast and back...

-The top half has a useless hoodie and mask you can't even wear...

Her Arche powers are ice based, and she's ment to be a melee Gunlancer, but has no protection on her whatsoever... It's not even sexy, its just dumb... 😭

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u/6000lbs 1d ago

It was clearly made for the gooners 😭

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u/JonathanStones1989 Lord of Green 1d ago

As a gooner I wouldn't even goon to this

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u/Timely-Kale3518 1d ago

It's so overtly sexual and nonsensical that it just becomes off-putting.

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u/Impossible_Ad_6115 1d ago

Too much salt ruins the dish as they say, they tried too hard to make it a gooner design and now it just sucks like what the fuck are those trousers

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u/JonathanStones1989 Lord of Green 23h ago

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u/Marborow fat farting furry 19h ago

Yeah it's so explicitly goonerbaiting that I low-key don't want to goon to it. It insists upon itself.

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u/WW1_Germany I do not enjoy this porcelain beverage holder that has a handle! 1d ago

"professionals have standards"

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u/the-real-eighteen-18 1d ago

Be polite

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u/WW1_Germany I do not enjoy this porcelain beverage holder that has a handle! 1d ago edited 23h ago

Be efficiant

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u/the-real-eighteen-18 1d ago

And have a plan to jerk off everyone you meet.

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u/WW1_Germany I do not enjoy this porcelain beverage holder that has a handle! 23h ago

I know I do!

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u/zandaztu 23h ago

Because at the end of they day, someone is jerking off to someone

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u/Hiddenleafshisui 1d ago

I’ll do it for you

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u/SirWillem1 1d ago

it's showing too much

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u/JonathanStones1989 Lord of Green 1d ago

That's not really the issue, it's just that the design is so poor that it's making it ungoonable

Like how am I supposed to goon to this when it looks so stupid

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 MortisOneFinalGame. 23h ago

Real

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u/Ok_Substance5632 23h ago

I ain't gooning to this

There are no soul in this goonbait

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u/siege125 16h ago

I am a very kinky man, I can get off on a lot of things. But this? This design? It doesn't do it for me, it does nothing for my dick but does everything for my brain that is horrified on how unpractical it is

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u/SoulEaterX_ Mod's right, u should hop on BlazBlue 14h ago

Well, they fucking failed. This ain't hot at all😭

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u/SmingleTingle 23h ago

Hi, gooner here. This shit was NOT made for us.

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u/Gnumgagap666 23h ago

I think I represent all the gooners when I say: This shit is garbage

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u/moomoomoomoom 23h ago

Imagine trying to be a knock off warframe for gooners only to be less sexy than Warframe's biomechanical demigods, while also being the worse game gameplay-wise.

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u/AshamedIncrease6942 23h ago

To be fair, Warframe is pretty horny too. Just look at the Heirloom skins. And look at our director bro…

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u/Evening_Dependent_25 21h ago

God bless Digital Extremes...

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u/Someokeyboi 16h ago

Bruh the fact your director has met our director is such a big difference in terms of professionalism

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u/Someokeyboi 16h ago

By the way is his Vtuber model

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u/AshamedIncrease6942 13h ago

GLORY TO LIMBUS COMPANY, GLORY TO KJH!

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u/SmingleTingle 23h ago

An uncustomized Excalibur is 10 times hotter than whatever this bullshit is lmao

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u/Alert_Flounder5618 1d ago

I'm fucking crying when i though it was Bad You showed the back and it got worse😭

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u/JonathanStones1989 Lord of Green 1d ago

It's actually funny when the design is SO bad and SO sexualized that it wraps back around to being unattractive

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u/AndanteZero 22h ago

Yeah, this is why I got bored and quit TFD myself. The gameplay got super boring, and the characters left nothing to the imagination. They forgot that sometimes less is more...

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u/ItsMeepo2nd 1d ago

Why is the back always exposed in these types of designs?

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u/MarielCarey 16h ago

You're playing in third person

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u/SavageCabbage611 1d ago

Gee, I wonder why...

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u/SavageCabbage611 1d ago edited 15h ago

You know some chud will look at this and say Asian developers are better than western developers.

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u/Front_Confection_487 23h ago

Aa someone who had over 1k hours on this game this is partially why I quit. I literally felt embarrassed to be in my mid twenties playing something with no substance and was all tittilation for gooners. Between that and the lackluster ass story I just took my ass back to warframe im glad I didn't look back.

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u/AshamedIncrease6942 23h ago

I mean…Warframe is also super horny. But it also has substance, so I get what you mean.

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u/Front_Confection_487 21h ago

Thats fair but the first descendant as a whole really lacks any form of visual identity, if you showed stock footage of it you'd never be able to tell what game it is, its super pervasive from the art style of the descendants to even the vulgus.

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u/Schwarzkapuze 16h ago

To be fair, the horny in Warframe is optional for the most part. And even stuff like wisp you can just slap a cape on her and not be distracted.

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u/WW1_Germany I do not enjoy this porcelain beverage holder that has a handle! 1d ago

how the fuck that shit stay on?

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u/IHaveAMouth_Ahhh 1d ago

Hot glue, duh

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u/ninjaraider12 1d ago

what is going on here? they tried so hard to make her look sexy by removing fabric from random parts of her body in her design. first descendant must be really fucking desperate because i've never seen a more desperate call for people to buy this character or whatever.

the design is genuinely ass(also for an ice based character there's a lack of anything in her design that tells you she controls ice)

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u/ZoidsFanatic 23h ago

I always ā€œloveā€ these designs because the moment you think about them is the moment you realize ā€œwho in their right mind would think this outfit is a remotely good ideaā€. I’m sure there is some bullshit explanation as always as to why they can’t be harmed by bullets, anything with a sharp edge, butter knives, and a handful of rusty nails tied to a baseball bat but in practicality who in-universe went,

ā€œThis is a great idea! We made sure that the latex was the cheapest on the market! So cheap we forgot to make the rest of the outfit. You’ll be fine.ā€

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u/IHaveAMouth_Ahhh 1d ago

That looks so uncomfortable oh my god 😭

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u/Key-Humor-1562 1d ago

God, imagine the fucking chafing...

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u/IHaveAMouth_Ahhh 1d ago

Ouchies :(

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u/chaotic-tree 1d ago

lwk her skin isn't even registering as skin in my head 😭 it kinda just looks like differently colored fabric in the second pic

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u/Little-Set694 1d ago

holy shit that’s so bad it’s hilarious. ā€œoh the player will look at the back of the character. let’s just cut off the entire back of the clothes shall we?ā€ come on guys 😭

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u/RealAd8853 Greatest MHA, Edgar, and Naoya hater 1d ago

0/10. Design so stupid I can’t even goon to it

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u/Immediate-Location28 1d ago

how do people even find this attractive, it's just comical at that point

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u/Muffin5469 13h ago

Poop, goop, not even the gooners want a scoop šŸ’”šŸ˜­

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u/Moist-Company-1469 23h ago

Man I love sexy designs as much as the average coombrain but come on what is this?

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u/WhydoIexistlmoa 1d ago

Jesus Christ that is such a bad design. It's not even aesthetically revealing

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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 1d ago

I can confidently say that’s the worst outfit I’ve ever seen. Impracitcallity to the max AND so fan-service heavy it’s no longer sexy

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u/Junior_Ground6590 22h ago

I don't mind it.

Like where there is skin I'd rather it just be an alternating color to be more visually appealing. It looks like they tried to cater too hard to gooners, but I wouldn't put this in hated design territory.

Definitely not saying its a good design, but like not in my hate category. Solid D-

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u/yourfuturespemson 22h ago

warframers are hotter tbh

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u/bizzykittyyy 20h ago

whats the fucking point bro either wear clothes or go butt naked what is that

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 20h ago

Sokka-Haiku by bizzykittyyy:

Whats the fucking point

Bro either wear clothes or go

Butt naked what is that


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 1d ago

I agree, that is a terrible design. Ashley is unamused

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u/Key-Humor-1562 1d ago

I should punch you for this.

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 1d ago

Tell me more what you'd do to me

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u/ArmandoLOG777 1d ago

I’ve been seeing this design everywhere. What is this supposed to be?

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 1d ago

That's Ashley Graves from the game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley: one of the most top-rated games on Steam. It's description is as follows:

Walk-n-talk adventure with light puzzling. Brother and sister practice cannibalism after witnessing a botched satanic ritual.

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u/Your_Average_Haunter 1d ago

Are we forgetting the fact that the whole game is one big incest party?

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 23h ago edited 23h ago

But no, it isn't. There's just one ending where incest happens, so far, and it's extremely abusive and you're meant to hate that ending. But yeah the point of the game isn't that

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u/AntiqueBrick7490 17h ago

Except it is the whole point of the game, which is a good thing. I will always praise media like tcoaal for taking risky, taboo things and using it to create meaningful messages. The game is about toxic family dynamics first and foremost, and it uses incest as a very powerful way of conveying it.

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u/AntiqueBrick7490 17h ago

TCOAAL is first and foremost, a story about toxic family dynamics. Incest is a very powerful plot device the game uses to explore that theme.

Simply reducing the game to just "oh ma god freaky inzezt" is pretty disingenous, especially if you never played the game. I highly recommend you try it out.

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u/ArmandoLOG777 1d ago

Oh

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 1d ago

It gets better than that too. Lots of sibling love for sure and a crazy good story

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u/ArmandoLOG777 1d ago

Isn’t there incest in that game though? That’s what I’ve read in reviews

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 1d ago

In the very abusive ending, yes. Though there may be a more healthy incestual dynamic in one of the endings that's currently under development. One ending of episode 2 points towards its version of episode 3 being a healthier incest at least

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u/ArmandoLOG777 23h ago

I’m sorry but I just don’t really find myself messing with that type of incest stuff, I don’t know if I’ll be playing that

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u/BambiLesbiEnban 23h ago

That's okay. There are a few endings without any incest! Not that I'm saying you must play it you know. It's up to you ofc ^_^

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u/ArmandoLOG777 23h ago

At least you’re respectful about it lol

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u/WhydoIexistlmoa 1d ago

What's wrong with her design

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u/Typecero001 1d ago

You just wanted to post porn, didn’t you?

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u/Only_Influence_2498 23h ago

Thought this was a nsfw post 😭

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u/Falchion92 23h ago

Yeah I love my fan service but this is just bad.

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u/Rocket_of_Takos 23h ago

God, it’s like if a thong got on steroids.

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u/Addict_Opossum EYE EYE live... on an EYEland... in EYEowa... or wEYEoming... 23h ago

My god I haven't played that game since launch they are wildinšŸ˜‚

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u/BellalovesEevee 22h ago

Bro I thought that was skin colored pants and thought "yeah, kinda weird" but then I realized that that's her actual skin 😭 I don't mind characters made for groomers, but can they at least make it look good?? This doesn't even look sexy, it looks absolutely ridiculous.

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u/NyanRooster 22h ago

Ts is awful. My heart goes out to you op. Less really wouldve been more here.

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u/VCreate348 21h ago

Eh. I've seen worse. At least it's memorable.

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u/Valuable-Way-5464 21h ago

Bruh, how does the geame even tell the story like this???

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u/Content_Wheel9995 21h ago

Is that like pink spandex or bare skin, either way its really odd

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u/the--finale 21h ago

This is the funniest design I've ever seen omg

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u/OldFirefighter3293 20h ago

That's some peak Gooner Bait there, like even I find this uncanny

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u/Scrabulon 16h ago

Oh yeah, the goonier Warframe with stolen Destiny designs too

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u/_MathewO 15h ago

As a guy that genuinely enjoyed playing First Descendant, I had to stop because of the absurd amount of recent skins released to draw in the gooner crowd. The recent contest skin that got disqualified was the worst offender, and everyone wanted it

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u/Virus-900 14h ago

I keep saying it, that when you design an outfit to be sexy, there's a point it becomes so sexualized and impractical it becomes unsexy.

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u/Aromatic-Teacher-717 14h ago

I like her assĀ 

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u/JuggerKnot86 13h ago

Soo what's the design context here exactly? The walking morale booster again?

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u/JuggerKnot86 13h ago

Wow the Ass is Soo lame that some Male Warframes are genuinely hotter in a traditional feminine hourglass shape (Sevegoth Prime for instance)

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u/Expert_Tree_9945 8h ago

It looks like they clipped the assets through the model and just called it a day, jeez

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u/Repulsive_Hold7628 1d ago

Why do yall play these trash games?

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u/Key-Humor-1562 1d ago

JESUS CHRIST! GIRL, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

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u/husseinbahati 1d ago

It’s genuinely a gooner game what did u expect

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u/Slime-Lich 1d ago

I cant goon to this! The outfit is so trash its distracting

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u/ElBrunasso 1d ago

Very korean design

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u/Adventurous_Ninja401 22h ago

Asian women are just too pretty so we have to be nerfed like this lmao