r/humor • u/Wide_Membership1894 • 1d ago

Not OC(Reposted content) Hmmm

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u/radiantwave 1d ago

The magic words...

I'd love to help BUT...

  • I have plans tonight with my family/wife that we made a while back.

  • I have a test tomorrow morning that I have to study for...  I have a paper due... 

Any thing along the lines that you already have a life that has priorities that supercede your job. 

Any boss that pushes after that ... Find a new job. 

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u/Universeintheflesh 1d ago

"oh darn, if you would have caught me earlier I would have but I'm drunk"

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u/HillanatorOfState 20h ago

I'd come in but im in the middle of the woods on a shroom voyage, I'll be back in 1 moon.