r/icast • u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ • Feb 23 '26

Foul Sorcery šŸ’€ I CAST...

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

u/ClaudDaFraud, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 23 '26

How bad is that?

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 23 '26

it means water can go through your body. your blood isn't staying in anymore

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 23 '26

Jesus Christ. That's awful.

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 23 '26

heh... heheh... that's why the post's flair is foul sorcery

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 23 '26

Fair. Btw I cast:

Lava jesus touch

All of the water in your body is now lava

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 23 '26

AAAAA-

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 23 '26

Damn right. Burn mf burn

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u/SilentCat69 Feb 24 '26

I cast: Vsause fun fact.

Water is technically a lava. This is because ice is a mineral, which make it a rock. This mean water is molten form of a rock, thus technically make water a lava.

Thus your spell actually does nothing as water is already lava.

You could just have used a normal jesus touch spell to turn water in his body to wine and not fall for this.

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u/thecraftybear NECROMANCER! Feb 24 '26

Water is technically magma. Lava is in the process of cooling back into solid state but remaining liquid, so one could argue ice slush is lava.

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

or is it?

(vsauce music starts playing)

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u/Quick_Hat1411 Feb 24 '26

You'd get really wet, then really cold and thirsty, and then you'd go into hypovolemic shock and have a cardiac event. Probably all in less than five minutes

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 24 '26

Jesus h Christ! Can you do any worse?

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u/Bulky_Sugar1347 PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 23 '26

Well yes and no, hydrophilic means it attracts water, and allows it in. But youā€™ll just soak up like a sponge and drown from the inside. Your blood will become so watered down that it wonā€™t be able to sustain life anymore

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

ok thanks for the correction

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u/Bulky_Sugar1347 PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

All good man! Iā€™m a nurse studying BioMedical Science, so Iā€™m cheating

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u/Grigoran Feb 23 '26

But your blood vessels aren't skin are they?

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u/IDontKnowWhyDoILive Feb 24 '26

you said skin..

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

hmm yes I did shoot

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Feb 23 '26

I use the counterspell SALT OF HYDROSTATIC EQUILIBRIUM

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Nice play.

I cast, NO BALLS!

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

jokes on you I'm female

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u/Sgt_Arch-Dornan2277 Feb 23 '26

How about I cast Fent.

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u/SnooCapers1807 Feb 23 '26

i counter by casting Fluoroantimonic acid pee(your body is not adapted to hold it)

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

jokes on you I have ADHD and my body won't notice

edit: oh shoot I had to reread that, ACID?!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Fuck, I evaporate

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u/TheCanonMakimaBean GARDEN GNOME! Feb 23 '26

I'm dead!

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u/Wild_Reserve_6230 Feb 23 '26

Noooooooo-cut off by drowning/reverse drowning noises-

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u/Bulky_Sugar1347 PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 23 '26

Noooo! I donā€™t want to drown like that rubber dude from Xmen

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u/X-Mighty Feb 23 '26

I'm brazilian

We take 3 baths a day

So that doesn't work on me

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u/Crude_Hades666 Feb 24 '26

Your blood is a liquid and can also go through your skin

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u/xVEEx3 Feb 23 '26

I cast:

every animal you love suddenly dislikes you

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

šŸ„ŗ

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u/bowtiesrcool86 Feb 25 '26

Reminder: humans are technically animals

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u/IDontKnowWhyDoILive Feb 24 '26

who's gonna tell him...

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

Her, but what?

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u/IDontKnowWhyDoILive Feb 26 '26

that... skin is pretty thin layer. Tho to be fair, hydrophilic SKIN might actually be a big problem too. Depends on how much hydrophilic, but if your skin starts to soak up water and get bigger and bigger... you gonna die anyway..

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u/TheGamingNerd80085 Feb 23 '26

Thatā€™s actually not too bad. Now I only ever have to drink water to provide moisture to my throat and esophagus

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

oh wait-

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u/TheGamingNerd80085 Feb 26 '26

Too late! I CASTā€¦ GILS!

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u/Egglegg14 Feb 23 '26

Guess im a sponge now

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u/Rocket_of_Takos Feb 23 '26

Oh boy, free bottom surgery

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u/AlternateSatan Feb 23 '26

Nice try! I always carry around a bunch of vaseline (for... Reasons (the reasons are winter btw)) so I'll just make my skin hydrophobic by making it saturated with oils!

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

nooo

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u/Upstairs_Director_61 Feb 23 '26

As someone studying biology. Thats horrible

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

heheh

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u/Unreliable42 Feb 24 '26

Nice try but I rolled a nat 20 on my constitution saving throw!

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u/git_gud_silk Feb 24 '26

I may only have a bit before I die of fluid loss, but I can take you out with me.

I CAST: FULL BODY BONE CANCER!

Have fun dying a slow agonizing death!

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

i cast no

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u/elegantprism WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Feb 24 '26

Counter spell Hydrophobic heart

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u/Ramiller2007 Feb 24 '26

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

oopsie

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u/xXInfXx Feb 24 '26

You've deathly misunderstood what hydrophilic skin means.

I AM NOT DEAD, I AM SIMPLY MOISTURIZED!

I CAST "HIGHLY PERMEABLE SKIN!"

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u/BigBen10fan Feb 25 '26

What does that mean?

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

look at the top comment

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u/BigBen10fan Feb 26 '26

HOLY SH*T THAT'S BAD!

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

:)

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u/bowtiesrcool86 Feb 25 '26

I cast: mirror and bounce the spell back at the caster

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

I cast dodge

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSPā€¦ Feb 26 '26

Fu-