r/icast • u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSP… • Feb 23 '26

Foul Sorcery 💀 I CAST...

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 23 '26

Jesus Christ. That's awful.

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSP… Feb 23 '26

heh... heheh... that's why the post's flair is foul sorcery

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u/Spookyfan71 Feb 23 '26

Fair. Btw I cast:

Lava jesus touch

All of the water in your body is now lava

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u/SilentCat69 Feb 24 '26

I cast: Vsause fun fact.

Water is technically a lava. This is because ice is a mineral, which make it a rock. This mean water is molten form of a rock, thus technically make water a lava.

Thus your spell actually does nothing as water is already lava.

You could just have used a normal jesus touch spell to turn water in his body to wine and not fall for this.

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u/thecraftybear NECROMANCER! Feb 24 '26

Water is technically magma. Lava is in the process of cooling back into solid state but remaining liquid, so one could argue ice slush is lava.

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u/ClaudDaFraud PSPPSPPSP… Feb 26 '26

or is it?

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