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[u/Thunderstudent]

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[u/Ramzaki]

Nooo! My dick! I liked peeing standing 😭

... Wait does that mean I could make myself pregnant with the sperm I got frozen? O_o

I'd be like Virgin Mary or something o.O

Or, my girlfriend could donate me an egg, which would be safer and healthier and without weird self-incest.

[u/Gunhat2023 → u/Ramzaki]

nah go selfcest