4.1k
u/justsomeguy571 5d ago
Bro gave him the smallest cup of milk possible.
2.0k
u/muwemba45 5d ago
I don’t think they came prepared for someone to take a Godzilla bite out of the then hottest pepper in the world!lol
722
u/Apollyoun 5d ago
And then do it a second time _^
679
u/lackadaisical_timmy 5d ago
And then RUB HIS FUCKING EYE
196
u/load_more_comets 5d ago
I bet he went straight to the bathroom and touched his glans.
→ More replies (1)53
u/Nathansp1984 5d ago
Ive done it after plucking some carolina reapers from my garden
57
u/IowaNobody 5d ago
I made that mistake after cutting peppers. I had a lot going on that day. Anyway, the best solution is to head straight for the shower. It worked well both times I did it. Did I mention I've done it twice? Don't ask.
→ More replies (3)56
u/GuavaOne8646 5d ago
Sadly, for very similar reasons, I am no stranger to standing in the shower pouring milk on my dick.
28
u/felixyamson 4d ago
I had the screenshot this comment and send it to some friends because it is amazing out of context.
9
3
u/punch912 3d ago
Da bomb hot sauce the residue was still on my fingers my dumb ass put a contact in.
16
u/thelordreptar90 5d ago
Looks like he holds it from the stem. His eyes were fine, but his stomach definitely wasn’t
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)3
→ More replies (1)7
68
u/chevyfried 5d ago
This video is old too. A million is nothing compared to a reaper (2.2 million scoville units).
Also for reference, a jalapeno maxes out around 8,000 scoville units.
31
u/Cosmic_Quasar 5d ago
My friends and I tried Carolina reapers once, but I feel like it was a scam or something. Yeah, it was one of the hottest things I'd ever had, but it didn't feel super disproportional compared to other hot sauces I had had before.
The mouth feel only lasted like 10 minutes for me. But my gut was unhappy for the rest of the night lol.
Another time I was there and we had burritos and my friends dad had a hot sauce that was way hotter. I only took like 3 bites of the burrito and had to stop because my eyes and nose were running so hard it made it hard to focus on eating.
16
u/Solomon_Gunn 5d ago
Because those other things were unnaturaly hot. A lot of sauces use pure concentrated capsaicin in the mixtures, it's why on hot ones "da bomb" hot sauce rated at 100k is worse than their final sauce rated at 2mil. It's gonna hit different.
12
u/peepeebutt1234 5d ago
Da bomb also tastes like someone took a shit in a puddle of battery acid which makes it even worse on top of the heat. The hot ones branded hot sauces are actually pretty good even if they are higher scoville.
21
u/chevyfried 5d ago
You got fake reapers.
9
u/CptMisterNibbles 5d ago
Maybe, but growing conditions heavily affect the heat as well. I grow peppers and my scotch bonnets are hit or miss sometimes. They may have been just badly grown reapers
→ More replies (1)5
u/Flomo420 5d ago
any pepper lover will tell you that the level of heat can vary from pepper to pepper even from the same jar
→ More replies (1)7
u/worrymon 5d ago
Cosmic_Quasar don't fear the Reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain
-Blue Öyster Cult
→ More replies (2)6
u/Ok-Mathematician530 5d ago
If you ate sauce, that's not the same as taking a big chomp out of a fresh pepper. And if you did, you didn't eat a reaper. You will certainly know when you do get one.
→ More replies (2)4
84
26
2
356
u/quinkmo 5d ago
He did well to be fair
44
u/Demerzel69 5d ago
to be faaaaiyaaaaaah
He definitely wasn't 10-ply, bud.
→ More replies (4)12
1.5k
u/LobosJones 5d ago
If someone tells you something is the most anything in the world, and your first reaction is to eat it like it's not shit. Then the damage was done long before the ingestion.
296
u/Messi2655 5d ago
And he touched his eye too lmao idk if it was the same hand that handled either pepper but still 😅
→ More replies (3)5
56
u/muwemba45 5d ago
Natural selection?
52
u/Accurate-Mine-6000 5d ago
Show some respect! Without brave guys like him—the "eat first, think later" type—humanity wouldn't have discovered many recipes for edible things, and an even greater number of inedible ones.
15
u/hellinahandbasket127 4d ago
The recipes that make inedible/lethal foods edible/non-lethal are the ones I wonder about the most.
There’s a fruit in Australia that is lethal when eaten fresh, but is edible (if stinky) after being buried and fermented for at least several weeks, or up to a year.
Who figure that out? Like, who thinks, ‘These things killed Steve last summer, so I buried some and left ‘em there to think about what they did. I’m sure they’ve learned their lesson by now, so I think I’ll give them another go’?
→ More replies (1)6
u/RomanJD 4d ago
I dunno... But I imagine a bunch of caveman frat boys saying "ok... what else haven't we tried fermenting yet?"
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)8
u/Septopuss7 5d ago
What's good for the calf is good for the peasant! latches onto Bessie's udder
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)7
6
5
u/dobre_moj 4d ago
People like him have been incredibly valuable for humanity in prehistoric times. Of course most of them died but saved countless lives that came after.
→ More replies (4)3
449
u/TheMahanglin 5d ago edited 5d ago
The way he just nonchalantly took a big bite of it and then basically quipped: "Ok, so what is this again?". This is the behavior of a future Darwin Award winner, lmao!
673
u/cypeo 5d ago edited 5d ago
When I was in high school a kid brought in what he claimed was the 2nd hottest hot sauce in the world (called nuclear or radioactive something).
I only tried enough to put on the tip of my pinky and it was so hot I actually went deaf for a few seconds. Had to take a stress nap because even exhaling felt like it was burning my upper lip.
Edit: u/oatterz found it, it's called Da Bomb Beyond All Insanity
158
u/muwemba45 5d ago
Father in law bought me the devils toe as a gift! I didn’t know what tf it was so I just popped the whole damn thing , I’ve never felt something that excruciatingly hot in my mouth before! It took me so much milk and frozen ice cream to calm down! And it took Hours! I’ve sworn off chilli all together since then! The Devils is nothing to FUCK WITH!
35
16
→ More replies (1)4
u/realDespond 4d ago
my mom bought one for me and i ate it on an empty stomach and i proceeded to throw it up and pass out for 4 hours
60
u/Septopuss7 5d ago
Dude when the pain goes into your inner ear you know you done fucked UP. That being said I remember eating hot peppers regularly at this restaurant I worked at and eventually you become inured to it and get legitimately addicted to the pain and seek out hotter stuff. I never thought I would be one of those people, especially at the time because I was a massive alcoholic and my stomach was almost constantly in pain but the boss kept bringing us hotter and hotter shit and everyone started growing peppers and acting like we were scientists of pain. It was great fun and I look back on it fondly but I eventually stopped because you hit a point where you can't get anything hotter and you hit a wall and just start reading about the newest breeds of peppers and wishing you could find them. I was eating hot sauce on every meal and I got kinda tired of chasing the dragon. I've since stopped eating such hot stuff and now my tolerance is back down to where even a bottle of grocery store habanero sauce tastes hot to me, which I honestly enjoy now every once in a while. Seeing stuff like this does trigger me and makes me want to do it all again though.
18
u/Polite_Suggestion 5d ago
Almost exactly the same arc. Had an ex that we'd play chicken eating the pickled tobascos from peppa juice until we got where there was no barrier. I grew ghosts to keep deer away. After the season, she made jelly from them I still miss so bad. It brought the fruit out that gives ghosts that edge over habaneros. None of that nasty kerosene taste and smell so common in super hot stuff. Guess I'll never have it again, because I think you have to be crazy to process those things. It absolutely doesn't not matter what precautions I take: every damn time, capsaicin will somehow reach my genitals with a feeling like frostbite.
5
u/watsgowinon 5d ago
Strawberry jam with ghost peppers are so good.
6
u/Polite_Suggestion 5d ago
I saw that somewhere, maybe Sam's club. I wish so bad they had it just ghost. It's such a weird, subtle flavor and jelly is about the only way you can eat enough of it to taste anything but the first stages of shock.
→ More replies (1)4
→ More replies (3)2
u/dasvenson 5d ago
I wasn't quite that extreme but I used to chase hotness too. Ordered the hottest thing on the menu, asked for extra sauce etc.
These days I treat chilli like a flavour that I that comes in lots of different forms and add complexity of flavour to a dish and not necessarily spice.
Some are hotter which are nice on occasion but hotter for hotter sake just seems stupid to me now.
30
u/oatterz 5d ago edited 5d ago
I wonder if it was Da Bomb Beyond All Insanity
5
u/kydeshou 5d ago edited 5d ago
You should really learn to clean the url's you share. Either manually or with a website/extension. What a monstrosity that one is.
5
u/El_Macs 5d ago
What’s the purpose of cleaning an adress?? Can someone get info or access to my pc with an uncleaned adress??? Serious question
8
u/skyline_kid 5d ago
Everything after the question mark is tracking plus the link is just super ugly lol
6
u/El_Macs 5d ago
Damn, that’s good to know, I’ve been sharing links just like that
→ More replies (1)2
u/BeardedGlass 3d ago
Oh hey there!! Didn’t think I’d find a comment from you out in the wild!
→ More replies (1)13
u/Sealbeater 5d ago
A friend tricked me into trying Mad Dog 357. Dipped a whole pretzel into it as far as it could go in the cup. The worst part was the ear pain. I thought my brain was dying, I’ve never felt ear pain like that before.
35
u/TheMahanglin 5d ago
"it was so hot I actually went deaf for a few seconds.." ROFL!!!
5
9
u/Caleb_Reynolds 5d ago
Friend brought some kind of insane home made hot sauce to a party in high school because he'd made it so hot he couldn't use it so he was trying to pawn it off on someone.
I'm Indian and used to hot hot. I have to reassure folks at Asian restaurants that though I have light skin I'm not white so they don't give me the "white people hot" version of dishes.
I had 1 drop on my finger like you. It was so hot my nose started bleeding. Granted, I had a fucked up septum that would bleed at the sight of a stiff breeze, but I basically pepper sprayed myself.
3
u/Polite_Suggestion 5d ago
My ginger mustache and I feel your pain. When my sinuses and ears are congested certain times of year, I figured out to ask waitstaff to tell kitchen staff to "kill me. Please try to kill me."
Found a Mexican joint that'll make me camarones a la diabla that feels like doing ecstasy. First time I ordered it like that, the whole kitchen came out to watch.
17
u/pyschosoul 5d ago
We in my family are a bit insane..we like spicy food quite a lot.
Mom grows Trinidad scorpion peppers in the garden.
One night at a family get together, she had brought some to share, yknow take home and cook with them. My cousins husband decided he was some kind of dumbass and took one in a single bite.
We were at my grandmas and she doesnt keep milk in the house. Bro downed a bottle of ketchup. And then threw it back up. He was a horrible mess covered in puke, tears and snot.
Great fucking night
2
u/Polite_Suggestion 5d ago
I stuck my tongue directly in a family sized container of sour cream when I bit one in half.
7
u/tduncs88 5d ago
>Da Bomb Beyond All Insanity
Lol, my buddy put just a few drops of that into a can of refried beans that we were going to make into burritos. holy shit, It was the hottest burrito I've ever eaten
7
u/thetateman 5d ago
I'm pretty sure that is how it was intended to be used. Just put a few drops in a pot of chili to kick up the spice. Now everyone treats it like a normal hot sauce because they see it on Hot Ones.
10
u/jrb9249 5d ago
Hah! I have some in my fridge right now. Made hot wings earlier tonight actually.
It isn’t the hottest by Scoville level, but there is something about that particular sauce that will kick you in the mf teeth 100%. According to the bottle, it is pure lab-distilled capsaicin, and it feels like a chemical burn in your mouth.
Fun fact, it is the most consistent hot sauce used on Hot Ones (the YouTube series with hot questions and even hotter wings!). It’s always 3rd to last, even though it really is the hottest one on the rack. The show always get interesting after they get to that wing.
→ More replies (2)5
u/weristjonsnow 4d ago
I like a little spice from time to time. I will never understand why anyone would elect to eat something like this though
→ More replies (2)9
u/Kratosballsweat 5d ago
Me and my cousin once brought in a bag of dried and crushed peppers to school, idk what kind but they were fucking hot, anyways we show it to my buddy and he sticks his face in there to smell it and fucking sneezes in the bag and his entire face was covered in dried pepper dust. His face was as red as a tomatoes the rest of the day and his eyes watered for an eternity lol.
4
u/urbz102385 5d ago
A woman we worked with brought hot wings in for our office one day. My buddy, who was a tool, boasted about how mild they were. She said she would bring him his very own wings next time, which she did. The next day he didn't come to work. When he returned to work, he explained to our entire office that he ate the wings, didn't wash his hands, went home and had some "me time", and ended up in the emergency room that night lol
Like I said, tool
3
u/ScreamingNinja 5d ago
I love that someone brought that sauce into the pizzeria where i worked one day, and poured a tiny bit on a piece of mozzarella cheese and dared me to eat it. I did and he was laughing the whole time waiting for the steam to start coming out of my ears. Little did he know, i used to mixed Da Bomb's competitor's sauce (Dave's Insanity Sauce) in my mayo to make sandwiches.
3
u/tomado09 4d ago
I had a former friend hand me a nacho chip that he had poured a heaping dose of Da Bomb on, that he then covered in cheese. That was a rough patch of my life for a bit afterwards.
5
→ More replies (12)2
119
u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 5d ago
When I was in middle school, I brought a baggie with insanity sauce in it. I bet people on the bus $5 that they couldn't dip their finger in, eat it, and not make a face. For reference, my dad would take a pint of barbecue sauce and put two toothpicks' worth of insanity sauce in, and stir it. It was too hot for my mom and us kids. Two kids on the bus failed miserably. One Mexican boy passed with flying colors. I'm surprised parents didn't call the school.
38
u/BigBaws92 5d ago
I’m thinking like a public bus lmao. A school bus. Right this was on a school bus.
11
u/BallActTx 5d ago
Yes, what other bus would he be referring to? I’m confused
23
u/BigBaws92 5d ago
Like a regular public bus. I was picturing a metro bus and this guy going around asking people to sample his chili
12
u/BallActTx 5d ago
Ah i see now. I pictured a school bus, cause kids do crazy things when egged on
7
u/BigBaws92 5d ago
Yeah 😂 school bus? Makes sense. Public bus, very strange haha
5
u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 4d ago
I'm late to the party. It was a school bus! Sorry about the confusion. Glad you two could work it out 🤘
→ More replies (2)
46
u/GloomyIndividual3965 5d ago
People always ask questions like, "who thought to open an oyster and eat the gooey shit inside", or "how did they figure out which mushrooms were poisonous?"
The answer is this guy's ancestors.
42
115
u/jepoyairtsua 5d ago
First, he just bit the pepper before the info.
bites again after getting the info.
then touches his eye.
this guy Darwins.
20
u/PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing 5d ago
Then says "information I could've used a while ago" when he was 10000% told "this is the world's hottest chili pepper" just mere moments before he decided to take a bite
→ More replies (1)5
347
u/Shot_Employment_7585 5d ago
Il glisse son doigts dans son oeil, pire chose à faire
18
u/Killerkendolls 5d ago
My wife makes fun of me when we get wings. Right hand is for wing related activities, left hand is for everything else. These lessons don't come cheap
6
u/whatsgoing_on 5d ago
A couple years ago I did a hot wing challenge with some coworkers after work. I have a crazy spice tolerance so I just enjoyed the fact someone paid for my chicken wings and went home. Well…wife and I engaged in some extracurricular activities in the bedroom once I got home and I had totally forgotten about what I had just eaten half an hour prior. She nearly went to the hospital. She didn’t want to speak to me for a few days after that and I can’t say I blame her. Moral of the story is brush your teeth afterwards too.
37
u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 5d ago
No, the worst thing to do is not wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you go to the bathroom.
→ More replies (6)10
u/damian1369 5d ago
Or just scratch you balls. I've eaten the reaper, but it was for shits and gigles with my brother in law, and it was fun. Painfull, but fun, and it kinda gives you a bit of a high after a while of beind under so much stress. After 20-30 minutes youre mostly good. About 10 yrs earlier i was making a stew for the next day with some dried bhuut jolokia, went to bed, set my balls up for a nap, then spent the next few hours mostly in the shower. Down there...nothing helps. nothing.
4
13
→ More replies (3)5
u/ErmahgerdYuzername 5d ago
You, I saw that and was wondering wtf you would do that? Burning mouth is one thing, burning eyes though, ouch.
2
u/Septopuss7 5d ago
I'm just glad he didn't jam his hands into his swimsuit area. That's not a pain you want. Unless... jk jk... unless...?
→ More replies (1)
22
26
u/Omegalazarus 5d ago
I remember when this happened. It was hilarious. At least the guy himself took it in good spirits instead of getting angry or something like some people would. He realized that he brought this on himself.
20
19
u/Stack_Canary 5d ago
That's some major michael scott vibes
2
u/sniper91 5d ago
Him taking the 2nd bite was like ‘King of the Hill’ where Hank realizes the Alamo beer is making him and his friends sick and all the guys do a spit take, then he. says Peggy knew how bad it was and Bill does another spit take
18
15
u/StrikeTheHeart 4d ago
Would it be helpful to use ranch or mayonaise instead of milk in this situation? Since they're thicker?
→ More replies (6)14
u/reddiculed 3d ago
No. Milk with bread or rice works best for me. Ice cream and salty oil emulsions are not as effective.
6
15
u/dannyg10001 5d ago
My mate grew some ghost chillies in his garden, the plan was to take them to a party that night where we would attempt to eat them for a laugh. We went to the pub first and he was sat on a bar stool. He said Urgh, I've sat in something wet and touched the back of his jeans with his fingers. Few minutes later he rubbed his eye... yeah the chillies were in his back pocket and he sat on them and the plastic bag burst. Did NOT end well. 😆
8
u/Venom933 4d ago
Damn, a few years ago i often ate Carolina Reaper and the Ghost peppers, he is handling it like a champ 🥸
They really should warn people to absolutely not touch their eyes or face while eating that 😬
4
u/ChronoCoyote 3d ago
My partner and I did that stupid One Chip Challenge one year lol And by “did the challenge” I mean I took the TINIEST bit possible and coughed like a 12 year old who just stole one of dad’s cigarettes for the first time.
My partner managed somewhere around half of the chip. He has the capsaicin tolerance of a fucking bird most days, but that thing gave him a solid, angry mouth burn and subsequent VIOLENT stomach cramps and heartburn for about three hours. He was a trooper until the cramps kicked in. I think he likes the pain.
We still have the included banner hanging on our fridge that we “DESTROYED” the challenge.. I’ve told him it’s more like we WERE destroyed by it. lol
2
u/Venom933 3d ago
You can never win the capsaicin game 🥲
I managed over time to not fecking fold from the chillis but i could never ate chillis that where soked in vinegar, even when waaay less hot than the reapers.
→ More replies (3)
7
6
u/MisterRobotron 5d ago
Oh my God this is one of my favorite clips of all time. Was watching live. Rob effin Stone
5
5d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
10
u/Goldballsmcginty 5d ago
Bhut jolokia is another name for ghost pepper. This is an older video and some super hot peppers topping the ghost pepper have been bred since (like Carolina reaper)
→ More replies (1)3
6
u/MattVLopez21 5d ago edited 5d ago
- gets handed a pepper that is described as, "the HOTTEST pepper in the world"
- gets handed the worlds SMALLEST cup of milk
- goes in for ANOTHER bite
- RUBS eyes
9
4
u/Slyrunner 5d ago
THERE'S A LIGHTNING STORM, EACH AND EVERY NIGHT!
3
5
4
4
10
3
3
u/Brilliant-Scar-4878 4d ago
Bro blaming the pepper expert when he's the one who immediately bit into it
5
5
u/Skyp_Intro 5d ago
White Rice or a Popeye’s biscuit works a lot better than milk. Mash that starch all over the inside of your mouth to encapsulate and buffer the heat.
→ More replies (1)
3
4
2
u/umassmza 5d ago
Even mildly hot peppers can mess with you with only skin contact. Ask any man who’s cooked with one then went to the bathroom without a serious handwashing first. And there’s no escape.
2
u/nthensome 5d ago
You have to leave the milk in your mouth for a while - that will help.
It won't 'cure' you but it'll relieve the pain somewhat.
But I'm not sure it'll do all that much for the world's hottest pepper
2
u/ContinentTurtle 5d ago
I chopped ghost peppers last month and forgot to wash my hands before scratching my eye. It felt like someone poured battery acid into my socket. I couldn't see for twenty minutes and had to sit in the dark crying like an idiot.
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/ATLBoy1996 4d ago
I imagine eating it is only the second worst part of the experience. People seem to forget it has to come out the other end tomorrow.
2
u/Hellguin 4d ago edited 3d ago
I hope he is doing well.... I will never NOT stop, watch, and laugh at this.
2
2
2
2
u/Kurousagi2302 18h ago
I have played that game of fuck around and find out with this pepper.....it hurt
2
3.3k
u/green49285 5d ago
Classic. Why dude just bites it right away ill never know.