r/interesting • u/ipeedinherasshole • Aug 31 '26

Amazing bro's eating like a pro

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u/metal_gearmen Aug 31 '26

Why would you film some random person eating in a restaurant? That’s something a sick person would do.

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u/NoConsideration6320 Aug 31 '26

Cant even enjoy. Ameal
In peace without these evil people

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u/Winter_Lawyer_4032 Aug 31 '26

You mean, enjoy a succulent chinese meal.

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u/Lamacrab_the_420th Aug 31 '26

I was told that I could, speak.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Aug 31 '26

Gentlemen, this is Democracy manifest…

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u/Rydog_78 Aug 31 '26

Are you ready to receive my…

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u/Puzzle-Necked Aug 31 '26

Democrrrrracy manifesht

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u/tehnoodnub Aug 31 '26

I see you know your judo well

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u/Crudelisgamers Sep 02 '26

Thats a nice headlock sir

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 Aug 31 '26

I don’t know why this is so fuckin funny.

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u/_DrVanNostrand__ Aug 31 '26

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/Poddx Aug 31 '26

No

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u/Hilsam_Adent Aug 31 '26

And you, are you ready to receive my limp pee-nus? How dare... Get your hands off me!

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u/itsmymedicine Aug 31 '26

This is the bloke that got me on the penis peopLLLe

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u/jpeezy707 Aug 31 '26

Lmao the succulent chinese meal dude was freakin legendary!!

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u/Mental_Speaker340 Aug 31 '26

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEEEEAAAAL