r/interesting • • 5d ago

MISC. Tobey Maguire posing as Spider-Man while officiating his ex-wife's wedding

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u/zookeeper990 5d ago

wtf

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u/Lordjacus 5d ago

Children. Also, fighting drains energy and resources, with nothing to gain here.

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u/BALIHU87 5d ago

Most logical answer. W

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u/BeastieDogs 5d ago

why

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/BALIHU87 5d ago

I sit in my Office and laughed a little too loud. Wtf

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 5d ago

They prolly asked him to

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u/lostredditorlurking 5d ago

Spider-Man likes sitting in the chair in the corner?

Is the new husband for his ex wife name Paul?

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u/baileyGaveUp 5d ago

God forbid a man has a healthy divorce wtf 😭

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u/K1NGLyonidas 5d ago

Spider-Man: Far From Her

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u/No-Horror-5850 5d ago

Spider-Bitch

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u/chadsimpkins 5d ago

SpiderCuck

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u/beegtuna 5d ago

¿Por Que?!

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u/reverandglass 5d ago

It's the only way to be 100% sure the alimony payments stop! /s

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u/chaiscool 5d ago

Likely money. Maybe the billionaire new husband wants to assert dominance by paying the ex to dance for entertainment.

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u/zookeeper990 5d ago

I guess if that’s what you wanna do but you know… damn

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u/Deltoid1111 5d ago

You all act like Toby hasn't been consistantly dating young hot women. Dude seems fine romantically and also seems to have a decent coparenting situation where he cares about his ex as family.

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u/Partayof4 5d ago

Because he wants the day to be about him

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u/moesif 5d ago

They're clearly enjoying themselves.

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u/SoupBeast 5d ago

Or because they're still good friends and have a sense of humor? The fuck is wrong with y'all? Have you never experienced a healthy relationship in your lives?

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u/themicrodose 5d ago

You preaching

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u/Bubthick 5d ago

Or for their kids?

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u/fawcette 5d ago

Reddit is filled with insecure men

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u/maniactobe 5d ago

That was my response too

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u/QUEENALEXISJACKSON1 3d ago

Finally a normal comment

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u/TrustworthyKahmunrah 5d ago

Toby Macguire spontaneously achieving Cuck Emperor status wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.

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u/BavarianBarbarian13 5d ago

He is dating a 20 years old model btw.

Maybe he is just on good terms with his ex and they are still friends, considering they have kids together?

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u/LeedleMeister 4d ago

You can be supportive and there for your kids without literally officiating and being front row to your ex-wife kissing her new man in front of you. I know the term cuck is overused online, but this is literally cuck behavior.

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u/BavarianBarbarian13 4d ago

You guys are just chronically online and projecting.

Again: This guy is literally fucking supermodels. He probably doesn't care that his Ex has a new man, since he doesn't have feelings anymore, since he has a new girlfriend.

Idk what about this makes him a cuck. Did I already mention that he has a new gf, which is a model?

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u/LeedleMeister 4d ago

Wonderful, he’s moved on (good for him). Doubt his ex wife would want to watch him and his gf making out right in front of her. It’s great they still coparent and are on good terms, but not being able to see how weird this is, is very concerning.

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u/Rhewin 5d ago

Um... if they're divorced and he has another SO, that's about as far from being a cuck as it gets.

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u/TheStrangeMonkey 5d ago

Cuck is the most used word by the fragile mind on reddit.

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u/yaxir 5d ago

Cuck

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 5d ago

This is the most telling word in the English language these days. 

Just tells you so dang much about a person if they use it. 

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u/Throwtaku_28 5d ago

There's 100% a venn diagram of people who use the term and being actual cucks, likely because no normal person thinks about it even remotely as much as they do (and how much actual bucks think about it).

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u/Roxy_lalondegoat 5d ago

cuc-k is literally the only word that can describe this situation.

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u/TheStrangeMonkey 5d ago

Only throught the eyes of a fragile mind.

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u/starkruzr 5d ago

amazing watching you embarrass yourself like this. please keep going.

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u/Roxy_lalondegoat 5d ago

not as much as tobey has at least lmao.

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u/Honest-Computer69 5d ago

He really is a white man.