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u/ShadowKiwi98 8h ago
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u/New-Peace-5276 8h ago
The first line sounds diabolical ☠️
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u/-pine 8h ago
It's obviously engagement bait
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u/Training_Orchid_2022 8h ago
And yet magnificently effective.
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u/KidOcelot 8h ago
If you split your anus wide open, you’ll see hot dense fluids
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u/Different_Vast_937 6h ago
What a strange, sad way to think about this. It’s a joke.
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u/TheRamblingPeacock 8h ago
The whole thing had me laughing like a 5 year old tbh
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u/starrlord__ 8h ago
I'll never be mature enough to not laugh at this line
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u/madchemist09 7h ago
There is a board game called solar quest. Its like monopoly in space. Every once in awhile at family gathering we will break it out. My adult brothers and elderly father still giggle like school girls as soon as someone gets near Uranus and the jokes start coming.
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u/Moxypony 3h ago
I believe you are supposed to, and I will die on this hill.
I personally have chosen to believe that the man who named the planet "Uranus" did so intentionally so that people would make the joke. It's the only logical reason I can think of for why it would be called Uranus instead of Caelus. Literally every other planet in the solar system (except Earth, obviously) is named for a Roman god, but Uranus, the only one that sounds like a butt, is also the only one that they decided to name after the Greek equivalent.
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u/Important_Put_3331 8h ago
I think we should rename that planet.
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u/VeganForAWhile 8h ago
Myanus
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u/FreeWillyBird 7h ago
Ouranus
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u/whatssofunniedoug 7h ago
Heranus
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u/swankpoppy 6h ago
I always pronounce it so as to purposely be not funny. It ends up sounding like urine-us, but I think that’s an improvement so as to not be a distraction from being able to talk intelligently about a piece of science fact that is super interesting.
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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 5h ago
You can just call it ourahnous, it comes from the greek god ouranos after all.
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u/Qubed 5h ago
Pronounce it as "urinus" and people will just be mad at you for killing their joke.
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u/Admirable_Mix2745 8h ago
Fun fact: Uranus smells of farts https://www.space.com/40374-uranus-clouds-smell-rotten-eggs.html
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u/thesavagejedi8 8h ago
Someday I’ll be mature enough to not read this with controlled laughter in my throat.
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u/RedDiamond6 5h ago
It's pronounced your-ah-nis not your-A-nus
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u/thethunder92 4h ago
It used to be pronounced your-EH-nus until the no fun police showed up
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u/KenseiHimura 3h ago
I think the old Roman pronounciation would be more like “Er-Ran-Os” wouldn’t it?
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u/RedDiamond6 3h ago
Oooh, I like that. It doesn't really matter which way you say it though, the inner child still comes out and grins at the least 😆
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u/Constant_Air9693 8h ago
- hot fluids inside when you split
- cold outside
- messed up
- have rings Reminds me of something I was gravitating to.
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u/ou-really 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl
Could not contain laughter… this whole segment and that ending…
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u/rondujunk 7h ago
“Why thank you. It wouldn’t be of if I didn’t wax and bleach it regularly.” Is what she would say.😂
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u/Upstairs_Fig_3551 8h ago
I should just turn off the internet for the rest of the day because I’m not going to see anything else this funny
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u/SystemShockII 5h ago
The internet has got you people getting too comfortable speaking about Uranus
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u/Satansleadguitarist 5h ago
I may be turning 36 in a couple weeks, but I'm definitely still immature enough to laugh at this
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u/7pieceYTF 8h ago
But how does it smells like?
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u/Admirable_Mix2745 8h ago
Fun fact: Uranus actually smells of farts https://www.space.com/40374-uranus-clouds-smell-rotten-eggs.html
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u/rodvs2kx 8h ago
Look at your A nus! uranus..... Man, spelling becomes muscle memory when you get older.....
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u/Velorian-Steel 7h ago
You can also choose to pronounce it "ur uh nus" if you uh, don't like the other pronounciation.
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u/Noble_Nexus 6h ago
I am not mature enough to take this seriously