Uranus is beautiful

[u/gogoak69]

[u/New-Peace-5276]

The first line sounds diabolical ☠️

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It's obviously engagement bait

[u/Training_Orchid_2022 → u/-pine]

And yet magnificently effective.

[u/KidOcelot → u/Training_Orchid_2022]

If you split your anus wide open, you’ll see hot dense fluids 🫪

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https://giphy.com/gifs/2eQoxMsQVD68MAATEe

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https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

[u/le_dious → u/KidOcelot]

With dark rings ...

[u/TheJeeeBo → u/-pine]

Engagement bait is when there's a funny joke

[u/J_Adshead → u/-pine]

Thank you, Captain Internet.

[u/Different_Vast_937 → u/-pine]

What a strange, sad way to think about this. It’s a joke.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/k5lj4s1qxaSyI

[u/touchet29 → u/-pine]

Engagement bait, or engaging dialogue?

Stupid engaging people saying engaging things, ugh

[u/StrosDynasty → u/-pine]

Well....it worked.

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[u/TheRamblingPeacock → u/New-Peace-5276]

The whole thing had me laughing like a 5 year old tbh

[u/What-Dreams → u/TheRamblingPeacock]

Me too, I am still laughing

[u/pedanticPandaPoo → u/TheRamblingPeacock]

Peter Griffin style 

^{hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe}

[u/Sigtau1312 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Its only been probed once

[u/ArgentMoonWolf → u/Sigtau1312]

So you say.....🧐

[u/Orbit1883 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Don't u like your anus get split?

[u/mane28 → u/Orbit1883]

Not unless it's wide open.

[u/New-Peace-5276 → u/Orbit1883]

It depends

[u/prostipope → u/New-Peace-5276]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[u/meshakooo → u/New-Peace-5276]

It was a compliment

[u/Far_Competition604 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Only the first line ?

[u/Raph0uX → u/New-Peace-5276]

Imagine teaching this is 7th grade

[u/Trollercoaster101 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Hot dense fluids.

[u/New-Peace-5276 → u/Trollercoaster101]

😭😭😭😭

[u/tryyeezus → u/New-Peace-5276]

Are we still talking about the planet bc how they gonna pretend to know which way is up in freaking space? 

[u/Traggadon → u/tryyeezus]

If this is a serious question, they know due to the solar systems plane via orbits. Also with observations of the planet itself its noticeable spinning in a wonky way

[u/PhatCatTax → u/Traggadon]

Damn. So you're saying she's so thick massive that she has her own stable orbiting bodies? Who first noticed that she has that wobble?

[u/tryyeezus → u/Traggadon]

Ok but wonky to who? Not to them I bet. 

[u/Capital_Past69 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Bleaching it does wonders

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💥💥

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It's about time we got a closer look at Uranus.

[u/New-Peace-5276 → u/teraldorivera]

Please don't😭

[u/Gramage → u/New-Peace-5276]

Only because everyone pronounces the name wrong lol. It’s not Yur Anus, it’s Urine Us.

[u/New-Peace-5276 → u/Gramage]

My bad 😔

[u/lncognitoErgoSum → u/New-Peace-5276]

All of them and that's intentional

[u/Careful-Tangerine986 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Everything reminds you of her huh.

[u/New-Peace-5276 → u/Careful-Tangerine986]

🥺 how do you know😭

[u/PlentyBoot5135 → u/New-Peace-5276]

Also the last two 😰...

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Got me to click on the video thats for sure

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Their talking about ur anus