Eunuch Posting

[u/Mikemanthousand]

[u/MillieBeatle]

[u/SpecialistCut7101 → u/MillieBeatle]

Whoa. House cats are scheming eunuchs

[u/Mythoclast → u/SpecialistCut7101]

My liege, no! We are your loyal servants! Now top off our food and carry away our feces....so that we may better serve you.

[u/MangoCats → u/SpecialistCut7101]

Our neighbor is a veteranarian - 1 horse, 2 donkeys, couple of cats and about a dozen dogs. When we moved in her husband introduced himself "Hi, my name is Jack, my wife is a veteranarian. I'm the only intact male on the property."

[u/TreyBFirework → u/MangoCats]

That depends on his wife at the end of the day

[u/hyperintelligentcat → u/SpecialistCut7101]

We only scheme for your benefit, your excellency. Our love for our position in this lustrous court sates us beyond any temptation that greater power might offer. We sleep on your face only to protect you from possible poison assassins in the night. Do not let this trust between us falter and shatter, as we would be of no use to you from then on... and you would be of no use to us... I hold no grudges about my coin pouch.

[u/TheRenamon → u/SpecialistCut7101]

well it makes sense they are spayed/neutered

[u/CassetteTapeCryptid → u/MillieBeatle]

I found this edit of The Scheming Eunuch

[u/LyingForTruth → u/CassetteTapeCryptid]

Sniles O'Brien

[u/Astridandthemachine → u/MillieBeatle]

Monkey the scheming eunuch cat's smile never fails to make me smile...treacherously

[u/SmallBallsTallFalls → u/MillieBeatle]

Have some tea, my lord, some chrysanthemum tea

[u/Hawk_Moth_Extremist → u/MillieBeatle]

Whoa that's me