I played it for free on psn a few months back and those wolf spiders are terrifying. I liked the game but it seemed to turn into too much of a time sink for me to commit to.
Our neighbor is a veteranarian - 1 horse, 2 donkeys, couple of cats and about a dozen dogs. When we moved in her husband introduced himself "Hi, my name is Jack, my wife is a veteranarian. I'm the only intact male on the property."
We only scheme for your benefit, your excellency. Our love for our position in this lustrous court sates us beyond any temptation that greater power might offer. We sleep on your face only to protect you from possible poison assassins in the night. Do not let this trust between us falter and shatter, as we would be of no use to you from then on... and you would be of no use to us... I hold no grudges about my coin pouch.
acknowledged you are, my lord, as humble as you are your senses are as sharp as your wits... dare I say, no eunuch could breach through such intellectual borders... that is why non scheming eunuchs like... don't... even... try......
“Big Eunuch” I know that’s a play on Big X companies, but now I have the idea it’s all funded by a very tall dickless scheming advisor and it’s just funny to me
not quite the same, but I can't pass up a chance to recommend Ya boy Kongming, about the legendary chinese strategist coming to modern japan and deciding to become an edm musician's agent
Me and some friends used to chat about all kinds of stoner things and one topic was "bringing figures from history into the modern world". We ended up agreeing that Zhuge Liang was an absolute top tier candidate, someone who was far back enough that everything would be fascinating to them but intelligent and rational enough that he wouldn't just freak out (for long).
So we all got pretty into this very silly anime. Honestly, it's a lot of fun and they did his character justice for such an absurd premise.
Hmm I think quite a few of them would actually, absolutely hate it.
Plato, specifically, would probably be deeply suspicious of the idea that empirical measurement is our best route to truth. For Plato, sensory reality is the messy, inferior layer. Quantum mechanics, evolutionary contingency, and fuzzy biological categories would all be offensive to his craving for underlying ideal structure.
And good look breaking Aristotle out of underlying principal causes or four elements.
I think Pythagoras would be A-Ok, even a lot of "see! I told you!" right up until irrational numbers, planetary motion, or quantum dynamics.
Yes Lord Trump… Conquering Iran will be very simple… Very straightforward… As easy as Venezuela… No Lord Trump, this will not effect the price of gas… No no not at all…
Modern day scheming eunuchs are advertising agencies- their ad revenue forces digital communications companies to police and censor our speech and content, which can and has been weaponized for political gain
"Some men desire to grace the foot wrinkles of young maidens in order to satisfy their own proclivities... I do it simply because it needs to be done."
Not to discount the rest of what you were saying, but Janissaries were not usually eunuchs. While harem guards might be, that was not the usual role of Janissaries.
My wife once saw me deep in thought and asked why? I said, I was trying to figure out why kings and emperors always used eunuchs. Wouldn't it be nicer to just have women fill the same role? She rolled her eyes and walked away.
About 10 minutes later it hits me and I run to her and say, I've got it! It's because the women would inevitably come in contact with other men when conducting business outside the palace, and if they fall in love or get pregnant it'll threaten the imperial line. And she said WTF WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS THE WHOLE TIME??
Someone correct me if im wrong but I think the chinese variety of eunuch was different from the ones of eastern rome in when it was they were castrated
Typically pretty young in ancient China because they were offered to the imperial palace by their families because they wouldn’t been able to feed them.
But I guess if they were castrated after puberty, they would retain some facial hair
A Little off topic, but I adore putting old timey jobs into today's world and vice versa. Reminds me of the one post about a mobster being sent to work for a medieval fantasy's big bad while one of the evil wizard's right hand men get sent to be the assistant of a mob boss.
I cannot agree more, sir --- when you use eunuchs you are not just demanding requests, you are creating an intricate tapestry of social structure and political influence --- no doubt, my lord, the goblins at the bottom of the food chain know not of how such social power could influence the worlds around them... would you like me to make a bulleted list of the vast benefits of social connections through the use of eunuchs?
If I had eunichs, I would pay a few extra to act like theyre scheming against me, and when the actually traitorous ones approach them to learn of their plans, ill know who to have dealt with.
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