r/memes • u/veelours_nooir • 12h ago

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u/Silt-Besides-66812 9h ago

Meanwhile, dogs when you have been petting them for 15 minutes and stop for a moment
https://giphy.com/gifs/0JmwdI6gYrJopwiYOM

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u/Inside-Example-7010 5h ago

I love how dogs and cats teach us about humannity too. (Well at least for me)

I grew up trying to people please to be validated. Like if i was nice to them and always complimentary, never even making them the butt of a joke somehow my loyalty would prevail above all other values.

But people dont always respect the person who is the 'nicest'. Sometimes the best way to be the most desired or popular in a room is to not be such a pushover. People respect that which itself sets boundaries because when they get permission to get closer/deeper they feeline (ha) they have earned it.

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u/Upstairs_Mycologist7 2h ago

This is me. Still struggling with people pleasing habits 🫠

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u/Digital_Solace 12h ago

They go from purring like crazy to full attack mode in less than a second.

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u/semi_average Nyan cat 11h ago

Got me thinking about counting and averaging how much I pet the lil' devil before he decides I'd dead to him.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/snookers 8h ago

This is a bot.

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u/maxitoon 1h ago

Thx man, fck bots

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u/Bedu009 The r/TFM mod has already breached our defences 10h ago

Man the damn robots so uncreative
Fucking [x] is [metaphor] for [y]

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u/Illanious 6h ago

Cat mood swings

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u/beldaran1224 8h ago

Yours stop purring to attack?

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u/AntelopeOk8305 12h ago

you’ve yee’d your last haw.

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u/Significant_Cap_2864 11h ago

Subscription expired. Renew with treats

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u/LustyBaddie69x 10h ago

They think we owe them

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u/Sweet-Milk-96 11h ago

I lived in a shared house with someone with a cat for a year. The Tuxedo male cat never minded me petting him under the chin for long, but on the belly.. You'd be pushing it

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u/LemonThistlee 11h ago

When a cat sees you approaching

https://giphy.com/gifs/KOZFiUaE6I3he0gp2x

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u/JumpStart_Studios 7h ago

My reaction to the cat refusing to be pet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jTG8CO9BVHeuVoXR1b

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u/Imam_jax 9h ago

My cat just scratched and bited me today like never before. Made me angry but couldn't saty angry at him . Lovely cute asshole little shit

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u/TackleHealthy7623 12h ago

It's time to stop

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u/cliumpxyp 3h ago

bro went from purring to filing a restraining order

https://giphy.com/gifs/P1wkYq6EZPWfNMLmEJ

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u/BarLucky6533 6h ago

I see we’ve reached the teeth part of the cuddle.

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u/alkmaar91 3h ago

sadly my cat has decided 0 pets are the perfect amount unless they are from one specific person. Then the limit is 5

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u/hassel_the_hoff 10h ago

Cats when I stop petting them

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u/TangeloOk9486 9h ago

sorry human your hourly token limit reached, better f off

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u/achisling 5h ago

To unlock further petting past the trial period, please upgrade to premium with 3 cans of tuna.

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u/BlushLaurel 4h ago

One second they are purring and the next second you are fighting for your life

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u/SparklingCoconuty 12h ago

too much love hahhaha

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u/elthedreamer 11h ago

That’s enough outta you

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u/asparaguzion 7h ago

I tell you, cats are the real sorcerers .

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u/No-Vegetable6632 7h ago

Only one of my eight cats is like this, but even then it's when he's not in his petting mood. During his petting mood he can't get enough of pets.

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u/DoubleoSavant 7h ago

I've trained my cat to put a paw on me when he's done. He gets overstimulated. 

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u/Ppleater 7h ago

Petting mostly around their head often helps prevent or at least delay this. It's often full body petting that sets them off.

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u/Recentstranger 7h ago

I'll push my luck thank you!

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u/flowerpanes 6h ago

Mine are the masters of big skin twitch. They are not gonna hit you but they will abruptly leave if you do not lift that hand pronto.

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u/BeenDragonn 6h ago

Especially with them belly wubs!

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u/Ok-Protection-4003 6h ago

Free trial of cat affection expired. Please upgrade to Premium (treats) to continue petting

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u/himanshu0069 5h ago

Lol😭😭😂frrrr!!!!

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u/peachysnowdrop 3h ago

Dogs be like:

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u/billybl4z3 3h ago

Cats know we're pathetic and overly emotional, yet they choose to love us anyway. That’s the humiliating part.

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u/Fit_Chemical_8460 1h ago

Petting aggression is real.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 25m ago

"Here, pet my tummy. I'll let you know immediately when it's too much."

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u/CartersClones333 20m ago

Never comes around on my time but as soon as I fall asleep with my hand draping over the couch it's time for them to enact the " forced petting" procedure.

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u/ViolinistNice4321 9h ago

Cats have officially entered their villain era🐱