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u/BandanaWaddleDee0 17h ago

I have really high red blood cell count as a byproduct of some not so healthy choices in the past

Would my blood be the equivalent of high proof alcohol for a vampire?

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u/Lind0ks https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 17h ago

probably closer to a really nutritious meal

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u/BandanaWaddleDee0 17h ago

Turns out I'm the vampire equivalent to Kale and Broccoli

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u/shadowtigerUwU 15h ago

That does make me think if anemic people would have the vampire equivalent to celery