r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bipolar-scorpio Come cuddle in my puddle • Jul 11 '26

wet socks Speechless

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/anerdknownaswill Jul 11 '26

Lmao that had to be a troll profile

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u/U_feel_Me Jul 11 '26

Or her husband was holding her phone and answering for her.

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u/ChewBaka12 Jul 11 '26

Then her husband should've been nice to the guy who was being lied to and insulted his cheating wife instead.

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u/ihadagoodone Jul 11 '26

He's very particular on who he sits in the chair for.

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u/EspyOwner Jul 11 '26

I mean if I'm there to watch a dude fuck my wife I'm definitely going to make sure he's better at it than I am. No one wants to watch some schlub fuck their wife.

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u/Sizeable-Scrotum Jul 12 '26

But if the dude sucks at it, you'll seem better in comparison