r/mildlyinfuriating • Come cuddle in my puddle • Jul 11 '26

wet socks Speechless

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u/TheAnonymouse999 Jul 11 '26

or more likely she just picked 5 random things when setting up the profile

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u/No-Rip-6166 Jul 11 '26

That’s why so many people on dating apps love to hike

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u/Darkgamer000 Jul 12 '26

During college, my girlfriend would say she enjoys wine tasting during the weird class introductions because she didn’t want to say she enjoys going out. Has not drank wine to this day, nor gone wine tasting.

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u/No-Rip-6166 Jul 12 '26

I once told a woman I coined the phrase “pardon my French”