r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 03 '26

Do u dont wanna $800 for a faded to hell Green Day shirt?!?

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u/iknowdway100 Aug 03 '26

Meanwhile there's some streamer who just heard about Green Day two weeks ago that would buy the shirt 🤣

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u/MrZephy Aug 03 '26

Have you guys heard of green day? I just got this VINTAGE t shirt today you guys

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

To be fair - the shirt is probably vintage, unlike their fandom.

I have a System of a Down concert tee from like 2006, I don’t even want to know what some yuppie would pay for it. I just wear it lol.

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u/PityandFear Aug 03 '26

My closet is probably a gold mine. I have all kinds of vintage band shirts from 2000-2010. I recently saw a HIM shirt I bought at Hot Topic 20 or so years ago sell for $150 on eBay. It’s a weekly worn shirt for me.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 Aug 03 '26

I have a slipknot tour shirt with Cory still on the drums no lowballing I literally know what I have

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u/PityandFear Aug 03 '26

I’m not planning on selling anything, but it’s nice to know that all of my tshirts hanging around are worth stupid money.

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u/BudgetPlantain7077 Aug 07 '26

tip from an old insurance agent. make record of these kind of things accurately and you will get WAY MORE money if you ever have an accident at home and need to make a claim. "1992 metallica tour shirt" would be significanltly more than just a T shirt

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u/byrb-_- Aug 03 '26

The Mesmerize tour shirt? Still have mine, too. 🤘

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 03 '26

No, my bad - it was 2005.

I don’t have a picture of the shirt and I don’t feel like digging it out (it’s pretty faded anyway) but it looks like this one.

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u/pinkymadigan Aug 03 '26

So Measurize, not Mesmerize. Got it.

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u/WorshipTheVoid Aug 03 '26

I have an SOAD shirt from when I saw them open for Slayer in like 98'. Can I retire?

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u/Boring_Classroom_482 Aug 03 '26

Serj would be proud.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Aug 03 '26

Got a Gwar shirt from 1997. So old most of the colors from the fake blood and puke and shit have faded.

I will not part with it.

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u/Girth_Qu8ke Aug 03 '26

I have a RATM shift from 2000 with tons of holes in it I bet I could make 2k

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u/Dakhath79 Aug 04 '26

I have about eight Bad Religion shirts from the 90s that I don’t wear anymore for obvious reasons, but I would never part with for anything.

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u/imlivinginthe90s Aug 04 '26

Wait, what is the obvious reasons?

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u/iamjonno23 Aug 04 '26

I would also like to know, because I too have 2 Bad Religion shirts from the 90s that occasionally make it out of drawer and into the rotation. Nothing obvious to me.

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u/el_payaso_mas_chulo Aug 04 '26

lmao I used to own so many convert shirts from the 2000s that just disappeared

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u/the_bronquistador Aug 03 '26

The Green Day, The Blink 182’s, The Sum 41’s, I know all the classical artists.

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u/No_Rush4520 Aug 03 '26

The Weezer has a song that mentions the Greenday.

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u/Bicykwow Aug 03 '26

Smash that like and subscribe, guys!

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u/Wylaff Aug 03 '26

Eh… even their best album was Dookie…

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u/kylebutler07 Aug 03 '26

I had a Green Day Dookie tour shirt from 1994 that I had held onto since then. I put it on eBay and someone paid around $500 for it, although it was in much better shape than the one in this post.

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 Aug 03 '26

My step son was shocked I knew Good Charlotte. Pretty sure he thought it was some obscure band.

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u/SavageDragonFan Aug 03 '26

Here I am trying to forget Good Charlotte.

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u/zargtn RED Aug 03 '26

I’m 24 and get excited when my parents know and have memories associated with some of the bands and artists i get into. Maybe he secretly felt the same heheh

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u/CameronCrazy1984 Aug 03 '26

I remember my dad being shocked that I knew about The Who in 2000

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u/DaRealBSleazy Aug 03 '26

Ny dad wasn't, he wsd the one thay got me into most the rock and metal i listened to when i first started discovering music I liked.

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u/stinkykitty71 Aug 03 '26

My son is 24 and he recently had his wisdom teeth removed. He had this moment of panic before they knocked him out that he'd say crazy stuff, so he was just mentally trying to hold it back so hard. When we loaded him into the car and closed the door, he started yell singing Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa. With a mouthful of bloody gauze. I love that my kids have such great musical taste. I swear Fallout started it all so many years ago

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u/DaleGribble23 Aug 03 '26

I'm a millennial working in the music industry, I have a music degree, in fact I even directly work for a classic rock band. My parents were mindblown that I knew who Dire Straits and The Eagles were.

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u/iamjonno23 Aug 04 '26

Why? Those were huge bands, and you are working in the industry for a band from that era? Seems like you absolutely should have that knowledge.

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u/DaleGribble23 Aug 04 '26

Exactly, a lot of people can't comprehend you can listen to music that you didn't listen to as a teenager

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u/FeistyChickadee Aug 04 '26

I told a teenage girl that I liked her Gorillaz tshirt and she gave me a look of contempt and confusion, like *how dare you, you old!* Wait till she finds out Damon Albarn’s age 🤣🤣

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u/VA1N Aug 03 '26

ā€œHave you heard of this hip new brand called Green Day? Look how vintage I am!ā€

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u/Competitive-Read-756 Aug 03 '26

"This band changed my life" -Streamer

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u/4024-6775-9536 Aug 03 '26

It costs a lot to look poor

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Aug 03 '26

I don't know, I'm poor and I look poor and I haven't spent more than $50 total on clothes in 15 years..

I think it costs a lot to be dumb ..

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u/-PizzaPapi Aug 03 '26

To be fair, spending $50 total on clothes since 2011 is pretty wild as well. Respectfully.

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u/MoistStub Aug 03 '26

I am a 30 year old man and still wear most of the same wardrobe I had in high school. If it ain't broke don't fix it. I have had to buy a couple pairs of khakis and button downs for when I need to look nice on occasion. Why would I need more than that?

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u/FlyUnder_TheRadar Aug 03 '26

Bruh, im a 31 year old man and I'm at least 60 pounds heavier than I was in high school. I have some scattered shirts from high school ive kept for sentimental reasons, but there is no way in hell I'd fit into most of my clothes from 15 years ago. Plus, clothes wear out and my own personal style preferences have swung pretty widely since I was a teenager. Idk how the hell you have kept a wardrobe for that long unless you exclusively bought high end heritage quality clothing as a kid.

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Aug 04 '26

For me it's the same. I have clothes from high school but I've somewhat maintained my weight. Even though I do have a gut

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u/VinylmationDude Aug 04 '26

What about me slicing big holes in my white shirt & attaching a rope to it while I drag it around driving my pickup?

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u/4024-6775-9536 Aug 04 '26

With this price for gas? You rich people ...

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u/cdsbigsby Aug 03 '26

I would fully expect everything at a shop called 'Aged Bodega' to be overpriced.

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u/Twittenhouse Aug 03 '26

I thought it said Abe Vigoda at first glance.

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u/zenith2256 Aug 03 '26

It’s such dookie

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u/AtticusIsOkay Aug 03 '26

Just a Warning, but you'd have to be a real Nimrod to even consider it. Your reputation would go Kerplunk, too. Hope the regrets don't keep you up and turn you into an Insomniac. 1,039 / Smoothed Out Slappy Hours. Batman Begin.

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u/Indarezzfosho Aug 03 '26

Man you sound like a basket case!

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u/Hawkwise83 Aug 03 '26

I was all by myself. No one was looking...

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u/pinkymadigan Aug 03 '26

I've got some advice for you little buddy.

Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man.

If I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well,

so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

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u/Ok_Subject_2447 Aug 03 '26

8

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u/Mahdahrah Aug 03 '26

That's what I thought too

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u/userrnamme_1 Aug 03 '26

Yeah, and that's pushing it

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u/ChocolateVisual1637 Aug 03 '26

I have an original 1986 Rolling Stones Tour shirt that I'm selling for $12,000. DM me if you're interested.

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u/Bongobongosrevenge Aug 03 '26

Is this still available?

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u/Don_Frika_Del_Prima Aug 03 '26

Ah man, I only have €.

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u/MasterCrumble1 Aug 03 '26

Hey man I'm interested. But I only have 175 dollars though. Can you drive to me?

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u/nudiecale Aug 03 '26

Damn, I came up in the 90s and had probably 150 band shirts that got blown out like this. I thought I was being thrifty by using them as rags around the house. Turns out I could have opened a boutique and put both of my kids through college.

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u/schermerhorse Aug 03 '26

It’s precisely because you used them as rags that this one is now being sold for $800. If everyone saved them they wouldn’t be worth so much.

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u/Bicykwow Aug 03 '26

Right? Could be rich from old Against Me! shirts alone

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u/The_Spectacle I hate flair! Aug 03 '26

I feel your pain. I lost all my old shirts in a house fire. RIP 90s t-shirt collection

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Aug 04 '26

Oh man. Im real sorry to hear that

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u/Unindoctrinated Aug 03 '26

Dollars or pesos?

If it's Mexican pesos, it's still US$46
If it's Argentine pesos, it's only US .54Ā¢.

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Aug 03 '26

Dollars

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u/Unindoctrinated Aug 03 '26

So it's trash-chic for tacky, wealthy assholes?

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Aug 03 '26

For sure. Or as one person I remember hearing from a YT video, "cosplaying as a poor person. "

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u/Oz347 Aug 03 '26

Remember when thrift and vintage shops were actually good deals and not this bullshit based on unrealistic eBay prices?

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue Aug 04 '26

Many still are. This place is a vintage clothing store in NY that focuses on rare stuff.

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman Aug 03 '26

Probably still smells like raw onions and hot dogs too. Its a used t-shirt, not a status symbol.

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u/Specific_Praline_362 Aug 03 '26

Hot dog flavored water*

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Aug 03 '26

I could somewhat understand if it was a one of kind thing and it was in perfect condition. But even then, is it really worth the price?

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u/azlfcfan Aug 03 '26

Got a sharpie? $8.00

Fwiw i still wouldn’t buy it for 8

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u/jwbaruch515 Aug 03 '26

It's missing a decimal after the 8

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u/rodflanders19 Aug 03 '26

Omg I have so many band shirts (concert or otherwise) from the 90's...should I be selling them???

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u/dmendro GREEN Aug 03 '26

Yes.

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u/Ok_Possibility1492 Aug 04 '26

Your at ā€œAged bodegaā€ thats ur first problem, ur gonna wanna go down the street 3 blocks and around the corner to ā€œnew bodegaā€

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u/Ding0Dong0 Aug 03 '26

Itll fade. But its beautiful

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u/311isahoax Aug 03 '26

The shirt asked ME to wear it. Would you believe it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

"this is my favorite shirt but I'll part with it for this price"

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u/Pizza802 Aug 03 '26

Damn , my dookie shirt was my absolute favorite, should’ve kept it, I need rent.

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u/JonnyBravoII Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I remember seeing on reddit recently about the value of Elvis memorabilia and how it has absolutely cratered in the past few decades. The number of people who grew up with his music dwindles every day. Same will happen here.

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u/Rustmonger Aug 03 '26

Things are only worth what someone is willing to pay for it. If there’s some moron with $800 who likes that shirt enough, power to the person selling it.

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u/Great_White_Samurai Aug 03 '26

That price is Dookie

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u/United-Adagio1543 Aug 03 '26

You are paying for the stories that come with the shirt!

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u/Brother_Vulture Aug 03 '26

Hey uhh, I’ve got three copies of Dookie on cd if anyone thinks they’re worth… this much. Jesus Christ 🤦

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u/spiritofjosh Aug 03 '26

If that’s a ā€œvintageā€ Green Day shirt from the 90’s that’s around the going rate for them I’ve seen.

Sucks bc I’ve had GD and Nirvana shirts when I was a kid in the 90’s I could have made some cash on now if I still had em

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u/babyBear83 Aug 03 '26

This shirt was everywhere when I was in elementary school/junior high. I would assume there was thousands of these and they aren’t rare even to charge this much..

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u/fivves Aug 03 '26

I have this shirt. Bought it from target 15 years ago for $20. This is insane.

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u/RolyPolyPangolin Aug 03 '26

That's dookie.

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u/WeddingAbject4107 Aug 03 '26

I got a super badass, brand new Pink Floyd shirt for 50 cents at a thrift shop once. I wish you could still go to thrift stores and find good stuff like that. This is what we get now.

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u/Rookie512 Aug 03 '26

I still have my kerplunk shirt from 92'(?) in a box somewhere. I should look into this if they're that much.

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u/clickityclick76 Aug 03 '26

I saw a faded, falling apart GnR ā€˜Vintage’ shirt tagged at $1200usd in Vegas…..come on.

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u/81PBNJ Aug 03 '26

I have the same shirt, only 6 years old, hanging in my closet. I guess I'm like 100 washes away from it being worth $1000 dollars.

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u/globster222 Aug 03 '26

Its smart. You lose nothing just holding it. Eventually one superfan or streamer will buy it

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u/joshloveless1976 Aug 03 '26

i really gotta leave more crap layin around my yard

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u/BrieBelle00 Aug 04 '26

Yo I still have that tshirt!!

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u/doyouvoodoo Aug 04 '26

Welcome to paradise...

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u/Blufish312 Aug 04 '26

If you buy this you are an American idiot

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u/whatsinaname4267 Aug 03 '26

And a hole 🤣

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u/platypus_farmer42 Aug 03 '26

I used to have that shirt actually. Wore it all the time.

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u/Neckums250 Aug 03 '26

Lol Lemme go grab mine out of storage. It’s in much better shape.

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u/BowlJumpy5242 Aug 03 '26

$8.00 would be too much for that rag.

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u/Bread_man10 Aug 03 '26

I remember when buying used clothing was cheap

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u/holdencaufld Aug 03 '26

Macklemore thinks this is a great deal.

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u/Spiritual-Age4855 Aug 03 '26

I hoarded (collected) Nikes, pokemon cards, fitteds, hot wheels, Legos…. Never thought the hustle on old ass t shirts would be the play.

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u/Sirhctopher024 Aug 03 '26

I’d pay 800 cents

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u/EvilGeesus Aug 03 '26

I'm wearing that shirt right now, but in black.
Got it for 15 euros brand new a couple of years ago.

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u/BeCauseOfYou_2000000 Aug 03 '26

I can smell this shirt.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 Aug 03 '26

What a pile of dookie...

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u/Animal907 Hillary 2016 Aug 03 '26

Hell no!

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u/Anteater-Charming Aug 03 '26

And here I gave away my original Ramones final tour t-shirt for free.

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u/Dense_Muscle_8285 Aug 03 '26

Go to search and destroy in Manhattan, it's just as crazy. I couldn't afford shirts I already bought and own for 40 bucks.

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Aug 03 '26

Oh I've been there a few times. Lot of questionable shirts and other stuff

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u/RazzleRizzle Aug 03 '26

Wise man: A fool and his money shall soon be departed. Brainlet: Drip is forever, fr fr lyk real

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u/TrailwoodTom Aug 03 '26

Not faded, Aged

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u/NickL60 Aug 03 '26

Hey I have a clean version of that shirt somewhere

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u/Honest_Relation4095 Aug 03 '26

I have to tell my girlfriend's mom their charity shop should definitely ship to the US. Their 1Ā£ t-shirt box and their "to be thrown out" pile could do quite some charity.

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u/W-h3x Aug 03 '26

I got that same shirt at their concert for maybe $12 bucks?

I still have it somewhere.

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u/Disastrous_Chard_618 Aug 03 '26

wonder how much I can get for my Korn Tshirt from the 90s?? LOL

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u/GreyBeardEng Aug 03 '26

Jebus, are you at the Kanye West second hand shop?

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u/pausitive-vibes Aug 03 '26

Ain’t that some dookie

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u/No_Rush4520 Aug 03 '26

Good Riddance to that store!

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u/Fragrant-Jello1387 Aug 03 '26

It’s clearly a collectors item

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u/No-Lead-6769 Aug 03 '26

How do you even know if its actually vintage and not a cheap reproduction from like 2015 hot topic or something ? I guess it really doesn't matter, to me its not worth $8 even if I was into vintage clothes and were rich I think that's just too far goneĀ 

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 Aug 03 '26

Get the fuck outta here. $800… for a t-shirt.

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u/TiaHatesSocials Aug 03 '26

I would never wear this. Let alone buy it for any kind of money. Tf is this ā€œfashionā€??

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u/Only_Tip9560 Aug 03 '26

I need to dig out my old band tees and sell them to this shop.

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u/sovereignsekte Aug 03 '26

Did you know that Nirvana was a band? No, seriously. Nirvana isn't just a t-shirt company!

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u/Dizzy-Crew3456 Aug 03 '26

But its original form the 90’s BRO!!!. 10 years ago that would go for maybe $10 at a thrift store. Why do people have to ruin a good thing.

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u/StHamster Aug 03 '26

Pretty sure I have this same shirt in a box in the attic and here you are telling I might have a gold mine up there.

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u/Ipad_Kidd Aug 03 '26

And the people that sell this stuff feel sad when you call them bottom feeders

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u/PrettylightedUMphrek Aug 03 '26

They probably forgot to put the period would be my guess.

8.00$ vs 800$

It’s like showing the use of a comma

Let’s eat grandma

Or

Let’s eat, grandma

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u/selfcheckout Aug 03 '26

I would pay 8

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u/_commenter Aug 03 '26

but you just can't replicate the pit stains

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u/Same_Swordfish_1879 Aug 03 '26

I see this as an IQ test.

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u/Hour-Pain1631 Aug 03 '26

Def not worth 800, more like 400 .Dude is taxing crazy. Must be celebrities or streamers there

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u/_zatoichi Aug 03 '26

i had this shirt in high school 😭 

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u/Throwaway0242000 Aug 03 '26

The try hards are keeping this economy afloat

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u/90sGuyKev Aug 03 '26

Can I have some of what they are smoking? Probably not, they would probably charge me 600 thousand for some..

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u/kingofthediamond Aug 03 '26

That shirt looks like dookie

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u/Competition-Dapper Aug 03 '26

Buy one at 5 below and wash it 3 times

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u/Twittenhouse Aug 03 '26

I thought the tag said Abe Vigoda.

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u/Appropriate-Alps-442 Aug 03 '26

their is literally a hole in it šŸ˜‚ throw that stuff away wtf šŸ˜‚

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u/smartlikefox Aug 03 '26

I’m calling shenanigans.

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u/Tirux Aug 03 '26

I refuse to believe a T-shirt can cost 800 bucks.

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u/edwardturnerlives Aug 03 '26

When you idjits decided $300 for a worn out tshirt made since, what did you expect?

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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 Aug 03 '26

Hahaha my hell people are dumb

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u/ittybittynuts Aug 03 '26

JCPenney Tshirts become vintage fast

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u/critic2029 Aug 03 '26

You know no matter how much you wash it it will still smell like teenager.

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u/TheSuperTiger Aug 03 '26

No way, I have this one.

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u/Advanced-Ad-1544 Aug 03 '26

That this infuriates you enough to make a post is what mildly infuriates me. That said, I posted in response and blame my own lost rationality

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u/happy_happy_LMT Aug 03 '26

My Green Day Dookie full calf tattoo cost $400 less and looks a million times better.

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u/frogman696969 Aug 03 '26

I had that shirt!

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u/Different-Pin-9234 Aug 03 '26

That looks like the rag my mom uses on the kitchen floor

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u/sevnminabs56 PURPLE Aug 03 '26

This reminds me of that whole ā€œlisted forā€ not ā€œsold forā€ distinction. Just because it’s listed for $800 doesn’t mean it’s gonna be worth or sell for $800. These people are crazy for thinking they can get more than $20 for that shirt.

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u/Hmsreddit Aug 03 '26

You could get a fade for that much!

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u/AJay_89 Vexxed 2: Electric Boogaloo Aug 03 '26

A lot of "vintage" clothing is a total scam nowadays lol this is a thrift store find thay someone is trying to bank on šŸ˜‚

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u/gecko_father Aug 03 '26

Cannot stand these vintage stores. Just go to a thrift shop!

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u/Current-Cold-4185 Aug 03 '26

Now THIS is punk rocking!

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u/PTKryptik Aug 03 '26

ā€œVintageā€

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u/Septopuss7 Aug 03 '26

Man I can't wait to tell our dishwasher about his windfall

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u/OkPresentation9748 Aug 04 '26

I love band shirts, but I can’t freaking wait for this overpriced vintage trend to be over. If it ever will…. Recently, I sold a trash bag full of ones on marketplace for $20. Ones I accumulated from tj maxx, target, amazon, etc… stupid guy that bought them from me re-listed each one individually adding ā€œvintageā€ to the title lol.

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u/Kind-Interest-2733 Aug 04 '26

You could always not buy it

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u/Jumpy-Chemistry1671 Aug 04 '26

its custom faded

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u/BigMack1986 Aug 04 '26

You must walk a lonely road to buy a shirt line that at that price.

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u/Funkdamentalist Aug 04 '26

I bought that album, but when my mother found out she made me sell the tape to my older brother because of the parental advisory sticker.

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u/Defective_pillar Aug 05 '26

Went to a record store today that also sold ā€œvintage clothesā€

The vintage clothes in question was mostly medium quality stock tshirts from some wholesaler with old band logos printed on

20 bucks a pop or 50 for 3 great deal guys.

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u/Forty86 Aug 05 '26

Just add a decimal between a digit and buy it.

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u/uyarndog Aug 05 '26

What a bunch of dookie.

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u/Funkywonton Aug 05 '26

You can find this on Amazon for like 20 bucks

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u/ZeroDesert91 Aug 05 '26

It's custom faded

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u/NikitaIroh Aug 06 '26

Vintage$$$

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u/ricochet48 Aug 07 '26

The person who buys that is a moron

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u/TRYBUDDRYYY Aug 07 '26

I had that shirt in 4th grade when that album came out. Sumbitch.

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u/NewBison3633 Aug 07 '26

Then don’t buy it. Easy peasy

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u/AlejandroMadera Aug 07 '26

Well, that's juat Dookie

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u/ChickenManEarl Aug 07 '26

If you cross out the 8, you can get it for $00