Grasshopper in my salad at restaurant

[u/SEOWizeGuy]

🤮🤮🤮

[u/Budget_Shallan]

Haha! Though the horticulturalist in me needs to ruin your joke by pointing out that sprays are also used on organic produce. There’s just a list of allowed/not allowed sprays.

[u/lyricoloratura → u/Budget_Shallan]

My favorite dad joke: you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t lead a horticulture

[u/waiulu → u/lyricoloratura]

My Dad’s version was: You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.

[u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 → u/waiulu]

Umm 🤔 I don’t think your dad was doing “Dad Jokes” right.

[u/Soft_Construction793 → u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26]

😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄

[u/Dizzy_Hellfire → u/lyricoloratura]

My horticulture teacher in high school had to say, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!"

[u/Drunken-Flunkee → u/Budget_Shallan]

I work with a fella that only eats organic. He hates bananas that aren't organic because he can taste the difference. I also work with a fella that does a crap ton of gardening. Gardener gets so worked up over the bullshit buzzword of "organic", especially with Banana Boy goes on and on and on

[u/Budget_Shallan → u/Drunken-Flunkee]

I want to be friends with your gardener buddy, I can tell we would get along!

[u/smellslikespam → u/Budget_Shallan]

Hence I feel organics are a waste of money