r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Buinea_Pird • Sep 14 '26

Do u dont wanna This "invoice", with a small print disclaimer stating it is not an invoice, received by my company

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u/useless_panda09 Sep 14 '26

“Payment constitutes a binding contract.”

how convenient.

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u/vaspat Sep 14 '26

Still more honest than all those disclaimers INSIDE an opened product that state that by opening the product you agree to their contract or whatever.

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u/Mr_Abe_Fromen Sep 15 '26

By reading this reply, you agree to all the following conditions.

1: I receive ownership of your first born son.

2: 1/4 of all wages earned by you shall transfer to me in perpetuity.

3: Something else egregious to be named by me at a further date.

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u/Most_Can_2136 Sep 15 '26

The "Egregious Clause". Damn. I respect that!

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u/Dazzling_Mushroom_82 Sep 15 '26

I'm retired and dont earn income. Son is getting on my nerves. Where should I send him?

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u/Mr_Abe_Fromen Sep 15 '26

Nearest sweatshop

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u/PrickyBlueEyes Sep 15 '26

Dammit. I read this and now it's binding

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u/Relevant_Mess Sep 15 '26

That's a lot of words. Too bad I'm not reading them.